http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzjPva_MUAg
These are the final concentration of the components:
- 0.8M guanidinium thiocyanate (GuSCN)
- 0.4M ammonium thiocyanate
- 0.1M sodium acetate, pH5.0
- 5% Glycerol
- 38% Phenol
- DEPC treated water
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
Pictured: Portrait of German Chemist Justus von Liebig
The Hamilton Watch Company began exploring alternative materials for watch dials in the 1940s. In October 1946, the company officially adopted melamine as a suitable replacement for enamel on 16-size watch dials. This represented one of the numerous applications for the newly commercialized thermoplastic.
The genesis of melamine began long before the American watch industry existed, originating in the laboratory of German chemist Justus von Liebig. Often considered one of the founders of organic chemistry, Liebig was fascinated by developing new compounds and served a critical role in the development of many fertilizers.
Liebig first experimented with a trimeric cyclic derivative of cyanamide in 1829. A few years later, as Liebig was revisiting the research in 1834, he heated a mixture of potassium thiocyanate and ammonium chloride to form a residue that crystallized after being heated and cooled. Assuming the compound had been created by the reaction of alkali on melam, he called it “melamine.”
The organic compound, represented by the chemical formula C3H6N6, yields a white solid that can serve as a fire retardant due to the release of nitrogen gas when burned.
After commercialization over a century later, melamine derivatives manifested in various products, including dinnerware, laminate flooring, dry erase boards, polymeric cleaning products like the Magic Eraser, and even watch dials.
Buenosdillas
They’re on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
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You take away their little brooms
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
