If you say Awomen after Amen,

you’re Amoron...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Luis-Pereda
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"Amen" is from Hebrew. /r/Christianity/comments/…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jay-ay
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Amen
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πŸ‘€︎ u/nahorupturned
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Why do they say amen instead of awomen in church?

Because they sing hymns instead of hers.

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πŸ“…︎ May 16 2020
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The opposite of Amen is...

Bwomen

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dufffer
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What is a priest’s favorite spice?

cinn-AMEN

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iLikeOldTrees
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You should never use the plural of a word when you should be using the singular

Amen

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LastLeave8770
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I’m really looking forward to being an old man

I have to. I can’t look back on it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/superdad0206
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What did the priest say when he was asked for his gender?

Amen

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brukfalcon
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2021
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At the end of prayers, why do people say 'amen' instead of 'our women'?

Because they sing hymns, not hers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Frontier_Justice
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Atheism

Is a non-prophet organization.

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Pray for me guys
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DaddyAsFuq
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I'm sure there are plenty of televangelists who aren't just doing it for the money

But I feel like a lot of them are just preaching to acquire.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fightswithbears
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2019
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Guess where i'm going for spring break?

to sleep.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Devin_907
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2019
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After reading the negative effects of drinking and smoking..

I’ve decided to quit reading.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HoshForce
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2019
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What kind of milk do lactose intolerant Christians drink?

Amen milk.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zsm1994
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Middle school math textbook imgur.com/rvHJhVE
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πŸ‘€︎ u/IanGecko
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2017
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Today is 4/20

Isn't it just January 5th for people who can't reduce fractions?

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So this is a pretty long joke...

So there were these two high schoolers, both madly in love. they were like the most well known couple around the school. so a couple months go by after they've began dating and they both see a flier in the hallway. it talks about the up coming school dance which is taking place next week. so naturally, the guy asks the girl to come with him. she says yes and the planing begins. he gets home that night and surfs the entire web for a relatively cheap limo company with still have decent amenities. after ordering that, he heads off to the local tailor and gets a suit made for in his girlfriends favourite colour, blue. then the week passes and he preparing to go and pick her up, so he picks up the flowers he bought her earlier that day and heads out to the now parked limo. he gets in and orders the driver to her house. he gets there and gives her the flowers. they go out for dinner at a very fancy place, him paying for everything. they both finally get to the school hall and head in to see all their friends. they have a wonderful night, dancing, having photos taken, they both really just enjoyed themselves. they even got elected prom king and queen! so the night is coming to an end and they both decide to sit down and have a rest. the girls feeling a bit thirsty so the guy heads over to the refreshments table to get her a drink. it's pretty quite there as in this joke, there isnt a punchline. ( Ν‘Β° ΝœΚ– Ν‘Β°)

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Why did The Weather Girls join the military academy?

They're training men! Hallelujah! They're training men! Amen!

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