- literally my dad right now
And I imagine you wouldn't have much left if you'd foot the bill for infringement of copy'right'.
Thought of this one but I don’t think I’ll have a chance to use it
http://i.imgur.com/7Q8kNxF.jpg
My daughter was meeting Daisy Duck at Disney world this morning and Daisy was signing her autograph book. I mentioned to the Disney cast member who was taking the photos that I didn't know that Daisy was left handed. The cast member said "Maybe she's ambidextrous" to which I replied "I think you mean ambiDUCKstrous".
I guess you could say I'm... ambidextrous.
About wether our child will be left or right handed. My wife:“Maybe he’ll be ambidextrous!” Me: “That would be handy”
We saw the hitter on the other team swing with his left arm, then again with his right. My coach pointed it out and I looked her straight in the eye and said "I'm jealous coach, I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous"!
A patient had broken her thumb and was complaining about difficulty using electronics. I said something to the effect of "I guess you'll have to learn how to be more ambidextrous"
And the doctor replied "I think they call that ambiTEXTrous"
I cringed, I laughed. Mostly cringed though.
At my son's soccer practice, I noticed that one kid was kicking the ball with his left foot. (That's hard to learn for right handed/right leg dominant kids). his mom piped up and told me the kid was ambidextrous. I looked at my wife and said "or is he ambifootstrous?"
She groaned, but the other mom laughed. :D
"I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous!"
We were talking about being ambidextrous, and my dad grinned at me, turned to my brother-in-law and said: "You know what? I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous."
My sister recently got married so my dad has a new person to use all his jokes on. :D
