Scientists got bored watching the earth turn, so after 24 hours
They called it a day
Batman punchline
Bruce died. He was unsuccessful in saving Gotham city. Wakes up in heaven to see God standing right in front of him. God tells him it's alright. "Bruce Alrighty."
Teacher 1: I see all your students learned how to write.
Teacher 2: Alrighty
My boss told me to stop making Ace Ventura references.
I said alrighty then.
My dad right before dinner.
Dad: Dinner's almost ready
Me: Alrighty. Gimme a bit.
Dad walks out then comes back a couple minutes later. He places a drill bit on my desk.
Me: What's this for?
Dad: You told me to give you a bit.
