My daughter is now old enough that a parent needs to sign her math tests. At first she was reluctant to let me do it, but now I think she finds some perverse pleasure in the eye rolls (and gets to share them with her math teacher). So far, I've used Al G. Bra and G. O'Metry. What else can we come up with?
EDIT: thanks for the Reddit platinum!
EDIT 2: how about some English/grammar punny names?
Now my phone is stuck on Airplane mode.
Never mind, I don't want to spread it.
Because then he'd be Convention Al
She said she had her ion me since I walked in.
Boy. Did it stink.
But he actually was involved with search engines. That’s why they call it an Al-Gore-ithm
Yeah, he's Jay's son. Ya know, Jay's son, Al Dean.
Whyoming
Because he wasn't PEELING very well!
(as told by my 4 year old, followed by rolling laughter)
Freddy named his newborn son after his favorite city in Arizona. A couple of years down the pike Freddy changed his mind and petitioned the court to change his son’s name to something more conventional. Several years later Freddy’s son got wind of the name change and the following conversation occurred:
Robert: So, Dad, how long have I been named Robert?
Dad: You’ve been Robert since you were Tucson.
3: the left ear, the right ear, and the final front ear
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I don't understand what's so funny about "As an Al language model, I cannot guarantee the creation of a joke that will be popular on Reddit, as humor and popularity are subjective and dependent on individual tastes."
Sign language
He was decomposing.
Must be the Al Gore Rhythm.
Al Kaline
Please tell me this is an original - I'm pretty sure im not as witty as I think I am and it isn't but a quick Google search didn't bring any jokes up. Maybe counts as a chemistry joke too?
“Weird” Al Reykjavik
Oyster Shooters
Pleasant company, the bright part of any party, absolutely Dee lightful
She can carry almost anything and ensure it's Dee livered
As an amazing cook, she is Dee licious
Her life is in sections, lots of Dee partments
As an expert in CPR, she is Dee fibulator
Her disappearing act is one of the best when she Dee materializes
While working for the CIA, lots of documents were Dee classified
An algorithm.
But it was closed for training porpoises
Well Al-Assad from that they are doing great
it defeats the porpoise.
Then why does it run on Al-Gore-Ithims?
Because
🎵 He didn't start the dryer! You see his mind was foggy, now his clothes are soggy
He didn't start the dryer..." 🎵
It uses an Al Gore Rhythm.
At least I don’t have dislexia!
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