I only have my shelf to blame.
Jake says, “No, just a regular suit.”
He’s always putting himself in Jeopardy.
... I guess his life is in Jeopardy
They're both rock stars.
The nurse said, some people just have it in their Blood.
I said, “Oh yeah? Just you wait.”
"An excellent question sweetheart!" I said. "But next time, please use the buzzer!"
Roommate posted this on facebook and I couldnt not share.
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Alex: “Name this territory adjacent to the territory Nunavut.”
Me: “What is Alluvut?”
Therapist: And how do you respond to that?
Me: I’ll take “My wife is being a big baby” for $600, Alex.
Using the names of the participants - Alex and Dre
thanks!
The category was 3-4, the number of letters in each of the two words in the answer.
The example was: What did the grape do when it was stepped on? It let out a little wine.
Is Alex telling me that dadjokes is actually two words?
My Chinese friend in highschool was named Alex Shen and he was very smart. One day he wore a jersey to school and it said A.Shen on the back
I said "You don't have to wear that people already know"
Everyone left.
So, I don't have a cell phone, I'm a luddite, so I had him take a picture of my tattoo because /u/AlbinoAlex asked for a pic, told the hubby to email it to me. It didn't arrive quickly, so I told him to send it again. I received the email about 4 minutes later and he asked me, "What was the email titled?" I said, "Tat" he then said, "That was the first email then, as the second one I titled "Tat2" ".
SOOO much laughter from both ends. What a Dad joke!!!
Had a dad joke failure while talking to my son this morning:
Son: "Alex isn't helping at the club anymore"
Me: "Who is?"
Son: "Newman"
Me: "I know it's a new man, but what's his name" (chuckle)
Son: "I don't know his name yet, it's a new man"
Me: "Oh... I... (sigh)"
My dad was listening to a couple of Scottish MP's debating on the radio. He turns to us and goes "Alex Salmond and Nicola Sturgeon. I always thought there was something fishy about those two."
My bf likes to think that he's king of the puns. Help a girl dethrone this bastard with the ultimate punny Christmas Card. HALP.
Alex Rodriguez asked an Alaskan Husky if he had competed in any sled races. The Husky replied "I did A-Rod".
Here's the sequence:
Alex Trebek: And the category for Final Jeopardy today is 'The Titanic.' Clue when we come back.
Dad: I always get a sinking feeling when that's the subject.
So I was eating dinner with my mother and step dad last night and I accidentally dropped a spoonful of green peas on the floor.
Mother: Aw Alex! Me: Shit, I just peed all over the floor!
::Mom and step dad look at me in disgust along with the chirping of crickets.::
Me : Where are you going?
Brother: To pick Alex up
Dad: When did she fall over?
Everyone: :|
Sister: "Do you like Mushrooms, Alex?"
Me: "I can't say that there is Mushroom in my heart for them."
When my Sister retold this to my Dad, he let out a laugh and said he was proud of me!
I asked my grandpa when he thought Alex Trebek was retiring from Jeopardy.
He replied "He retires every night."
