A list of puns related to "Asthenic"
i really want to go for a cottege core one but idk it feels weird
Not sure this is the right place to put this but here goes nothing I have been trying to figure out whether or not I'm Bisexual for the past fourish years. I know I'm attracted to men beacouse I had a crush on one. When I see an attractive woman I can't tell if I'm feeling something beacouse I'm attracted to women or beacouse society has over sexualized women so I feel like I have to put us in a sexual context. I might have had a crush on two female classmates in high school. The first one was during the time when I was absolutely 100%sure I was strait so I told myself they were just friend feelings. The second time I was paying attention and still couldn't figure out if I had a crush on her. I also might have been in love with this guy I met at camp I don't know I am frickin horrible at identifying my feelings. I haven't really gotten to explore my sexuality beyond surface level attraction recently due to covid.(hard to meet people) and even if I did I don't want to start a relationship with a girl only to realize I'm strait and hurt her.
I cant be bothered with polish on my hands as I will mess it up in a few days. For toes to look decent in sandals I usually go with gold
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/18577961
Do your worst!
It really does, I swear!
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
Theyβre on standbi
Buenosdillas
Pilot on me!!
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
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