A list of puns related to "Hemophilic"
Hey yโall I run a food//bookstore. We sell drinks and food and books, itโs relatively new but been a huge hit so far.
I have two long term employees hired, Tanisha and Alex. I hired Tanisha first, before we served alcohol. She was a lively person and friendly enough.
Alex is my sonโs mentor/support buddy from my sonโs bleeder group. My son told me about how Alex had a hard time when he got cut, even with vit K. My sonโs disease is much easier to handle than Alexโs because he is not insensitive. Alex couldnโt find a job that could fully accommodate his specific requirements (like i said, worse than most hemophiliacs) so I hired him. He canโt be on his feet all day, so he is responsible for ringing up customers and pointing to book sections etc. He has never missed a shift so far, apart from when he got papercuts and had to visit the doctor. He always brought notes as evidence even though I knew his disease was very real.
I also got Alex on a better health insurance plan. When Tanisha found out she was livid. Sheโd been suffering from (self diagnosed) depression and anxiety for years but โIโve never helped her.โ Itโs a lie, because there were many times I was forced to get to work because โi cant just get out of bed sorry.โ She never brought a psychiatristโs note and called them classist because of affordability. She also forgets to clean up in the cafe frequently and since Alex literally gets life threatening internal bleeding from hell, even swollen ankles, I do it.
Yesterday was the last straw. She came in with fake nails like talons. I told her she works in the food part so theyโve got to go. She said Alex should her job because all he does is sits all day. Called him a fragile flower. I fired her, and she was shocked but I told her Iโd call the cops.
I wonder if aita because of my personal experience with the bleeding community. I know her nails etc were basis enough to be fired, but I feel bad because she was working from the start.
(We donโt serve alcohol anymore and donโt worry, I got one of those plastic screens bc again, corona and hemophilia donโt go well together.)
EDIT: I helped him with the insurance not through the store but through our hemo community org. I can see how that could be misinterpreted.
This tactical is intended to refresh the dots on Vigiliance and Vengeance specs with the Slash/Vicious Slash ability.
I was trying out the tactical on a dummy, and it didn't seem to do this.
Is another ability what triggers the tactical to work?
Any help/input would be appreciated. I thought this was the best tactical for a my Vigiliance Guardian, but something seems off about about it when testing it out. I don't see the dots refreshing properly.
I'm a bit confused as to what my Ravage really does with the HS tactical. Does it "reset" the timer on the DOT cooldowns?
If so where should it be on my rotation?
Typically I am doing a Force Charge, Impale, Shatter, Force Scream, Ravage and then Vengeful Slam to spread the Dots.
Trouble is, I am finding that in quite a few flashpoints, the initial target is dead before I get to the Vengeful Slam and I am not sure if that means the Dots don't get spread. (Especially if another DPS is banging on the same target at the same time).
Would it make more sense to put the Vengeful Slam before the Ravage? To spread the three dots as soon as they're applied - then worry about doing the reset with Ravage?
Ok, I am going to be frank here. Since childhood I have seen my friends moving faster in life much more than me. They got their bicycle earlier than me, they got their bike earlier than me. My parents despite not being well adept with future planning really spend a lot of their effort,money and time in up-bringing me. I still remember being a kid, still crying like baby late at night while my mum trying to comfort by being by side. And me interrupting my dad's sleep. Also how my dad would hold me up and take me to the class to take the tests in school because I couldn't walk.
I am 22 now, trying to pursue engineering in Computer Science though I am not very good at it one barrier being the constant guilt I keep having for wasting so much of my parents time. And deep down they expect me to have a normal life, it makes me more fucked up thinking how do they handle the embarrassment when they talk to the parents of my childhood friends, my relatives who don't really care about the disease.
PS- I am of INFJ personality type btw and that doesn't help either. Among my friends group I am seen as the weird and someone with no life goals.
And recently I saw a picture post on fb which said something about how some people are just wasting their lives and my friends were talking about me on that post. And laughing.
It amazed me that how can some people have no tact. They know about my conditions and still do this.
They think I am just a cry baby who should fight like a man. They don't know I have been doing since my birth.
People are going to judge you on the worldly results only.
How do you cope with all these? And what are you doing yourself in life?
So I've been saving this little human juice box in case I might get peckish. The other day, I took a quick nip, but decided I wasn't actually really feeling like it. Usually, opened snacks can last quite a while before they expire, but this human juice box keeps leaking all over my floor.
It's worth mentioning that I'm on a totally regular human food only diet, so I got this Hemophilia brand kid...dy snack from the hospital. I mean, it says 'blood loving', so that should be fine, right? Does anyone else have any experience with this brand?
It's a literal fucking political ideology that forces women to suspend their rights and forcibly give birth over the romantisication of, and let's be completely fucking honest here, a forbidden haribo.
I will NOT be friends with someone who is pro-life; I dont give a shit about what any of you "oh we can agree to disagree", hoe you go be friends with them. I am not going to friends with someone who genuinely believes that if I ever got pregnant (I will never want kids so all my hypothetical pregnancys I hope I never have will end in abortions) that I should I be coerced and manipulated into giving up my free will and halt my life for nearly a fucking year agaisnt my will/needs how is that not a common deal breaker? I will rearrange your kneecaps like that moving cup disappearing object magic trick fucker.
Pro Lifers show me these dead fetus "corpses" oh so brutally massacred by a Planned Parenthood "abortionist" and go "by Jesus H. Christ, what a life he should have had! He was a boy!" Yeah and she was a girl can it gET ANYMORE OBVIOUS-
Jk jk but seriously. Pro Lifers taking something which looks I just picked it out my chili con carne at a mid range restaurant and labeling it a lost child and a victim of a an evil feminist and fantasizing about the life it shoulda lived and its emotions and its loves are their own worst nightmare because they made up the idea of a poor scared child hidden away in its mothers womb wanting to live and love and we have to deal with it.
"It coulda cured cancer" also could have been the next Hitler
"Abortion hurts the fetus" wait till I tell you about childbirth
"It should have a chance to live" and women should have a chance to have automony, free will and their chance to live not giving all that away to a hypothetical one
"Its take two to make a baby" hi! If a man tries and tell me that abortion is wrong and I should give birth, you will see me twist his balls like knobs on the oven until they break off and do kickey uppies with them!
"Its not what God woulda wanted" that man committed GENOCIDE he probably think abortion is balls to the wall fucken awesome
"Abortion is brutal and bloody" so is heart surgery, so get your fucken hemophilia under check WillNE and stop whining about baby murder
"Sex is consent to pregnancy" saying something as stupid as this is consent for me peeling your toenails off using them to arrange lines of coke
finishing screams
This is the only para-sexuality/deviancy I can think of that gets the suffix "-iac" and I'm wondering why it gets special treatment.
Do your worst!
It really does, I swear!
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies ๐
Theyโre on standbi
Buenosdillas
Pilot on me!!
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
You take away their little brooms
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
Why
Itโs pronounced โNoel.โ
After all his first name is No-vac
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