The Upcoming ALDI Finds Ad for 12/29/21 - 01/04/22 is now available. The ad actually starts three days earlier in some stores. A list of items in each category is included below.
Bold denotes items that are new since the corresponding Aldi Finds Sneak Peek ad was published.
- Home Goods
- Ferrex 6 Gallon 4.0 Peak HP Wet/Dry Vacuum - $49.99 (each)
- Ambiano Mini Fridge - $79.99 (each)
- Ambiano Portable Blender - $16.99 (each)
- Huntington Home 10.5-Gallon Stainless Steel Trash Can - $34.99 (each)
- Huntington Home Slide-Out Cabinet Organizer - $29.99 (each)
- Huntington Home Christmas Tree Storage Bag - $29.99 (each)
- Sterilite 64-Quart Christmas Latching Box - $9.99 (each)
- Easy Home Double Draft Seal - $7.99 (each)
- Crofton Prep & Go Jar - $4.99 (each)
- Crofton Egg Poacher - $12.99 (1 ea.)
- [Crofton 3-Pack Rotating Lock Container Set](https://www.aldi.us/en/weekly-specials/upcoming-aldi-finds/upcoming-aldi-finds-detail/ps/p/crofton-3-pack-rotatin
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
The nurse asked the rabbit, “what is your blood type?”
“I am probably a type O” said the rabbit.
Mentos
(I will see myself out)
The doctor says it terminal.
Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.
THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB
Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"
I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual
So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes
r/unclejokes for dirty jokes
r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC
r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes
Punchline !
Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub
Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat
Do your worst!
How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?
We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.
Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.
But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
He lost May
Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.
Said if she ever hosts a gender reveal party, when it comes time to pop the balloon she'll spray everyone with water.
Gender is fluid.
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"
Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
But let me give it a shot.
https://imgur.com/a/dPmZ4uf
I got this aloe at Aldi less than a year ago and it’s grown into a monster. Unfortunately I live in a northern state and we don’t get much direct sunlight in the house during winter. As a result, Al has grown really wide to the point where the only place I had room for him was on top of the fridge. Today he tipped over and a leaf broke off. As I tried to straighten it in its pot, another big leaf broke off :(
Update: I’ve ordered a grow light bulb that should work in a spare lamp I have. I also ordered a bigger pot but the store gave me a WAY bigger pot by mistake (curbside pickup). Thankfully my fiddle leaf fig could probably move up a size so I’ll put it in the new pot and give my aloe plant the FLF’s old pot. 🙂
I tried taking a ribbon and tying it tighter to get the leaves to stand taller, but it’s all so heavy that it just forces the ribbon down. I cannot get the ribbon to stay.
I am picking up a bigger pot at the store today. Anything else I can do? I love this plant and don’t want to lose it.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
He’s the new temp.
And now I’m cannelloni
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
And boy are my arms legs.
But that’s comparing apples to oranges
Amy
Put it on my bill
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
