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πŸ‘€︎ u/DarkLord9988
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Al dente
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ProclaimUnited
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How does Trump like his pasta?

Al presi-dente

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πŸ‘€︎ u/halfburntcookie
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2020
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What does Tooth Paste mean in Italian?

Pasta al dente!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tflightz
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How do you tell your pasta is done cooking?

You have to be skilled in Al-dente-fication

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sebbyseberoni
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I’m looking forward to the new Hell’s Kitchen pasta episode

A real Al dente’s inferno

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πŸ‘€︎ u/badjayplaness
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2020
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A book never written: "How To Cook Pasta"

By Al Dente

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeFas
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2019
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My daughter was carrying in the groceries and dropped all our boxes of noodles...

Now they're al dente.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheMasonX
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2019
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What did the Italian say after the hailstorm?

"My car! Itsa Al Dente!"

This failed miserably in r/jokes so it should be a raging success here.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joea90
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Why did the Italian chef over cook his pasta?

He actually did it on acciAlDente.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KannonTheKid
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2019
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What do you call an Italian father who just got into a car accident?

Al Dente’

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πŸ‘€︎ u/deadrawkstar
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Paging

I hope this is the proper venue for this post. If not, feel free to delete me.

This came from when I was doing production lighting. Every once in a while during concert setup the audio tech would need help with mic check. Now the "real" audio guys would always just stand there going "check check check one two". Me being not a real audio guy wanted to have more fun than that, so I would always do "pages" as if I was paging people. But I would use these assumed names. Here is a partial list of names I would use. If you look closely you might notice a familiar u/name or two.

Paging Mister Lobbla … Mister Bob Lobbla (from Arrested Development)

Paging Mister Vitoomey … Mister Lee Vitoomey

Paging Mister Frescoe … Mister Al Frescoe

Paging Miss Haivure … Miss Bee Haivure

Paging Miss Mitch … Miss Miranda Mitch (my random itch - from The Mick?)

Paging Miss Dactyl … Miss Tara Dactyl

Paging Miss Falactec … Miss Anna Falactec

Paging Miss Tonin … Miss Sarah Tonin

Paging Mister Zinette … Mister Ray Zinnette

Paging Mister Reader … Mister Chip Reader

Paging Miss Kiaki … Miss Sue Kiaki

Paging Mister Doffish … Mister Stan Doffish

Paging Mister Debank … Mister Robin Debank

Paging Mister Festo … Mister Manny Festo

Paging Mister Ifornia … Mister Cal Ifornia

Paging Mister Itosis … Mister Hal Itosis

Paging Mister Saroni … Mister Rye Saroni

Paging Mister Nasium … Mister Jim Nasium

Paging Mister Aroon … Mister Mac Aroon

Paging Miss Ester … Miss Polly Ester

Paging Miss Rexia … Miss Anna Rexia

Paging Mister Zapan … Mister Pete Zapan

Paging Mister Tenuff … Mister Jess Tenuff

Paging Miss Eous … Miss Elaine Eous

Paging Mister Aroni … Mister Mac Aroni

Paging Mister Preneur … Mister Andre Preneur

Paging Mister Cetera … Mister Ed Cetera

Paging Mr. Zapple … Mr. Adam Zapple

Paging Mr. Bino … Mr. Al Bino

Paging Miss Slapter … Miss Ida Slapter

Paging Miss Talia … Miss Jenna Talia

Paging Mr. Rafone … Mr. Mike Rafone

Paging Mr. Zark … Mr. Noah Zark

Paging Miss Yoki … Miss Carey Yoki

Paging Mr. Foolery … Mr. Tom Foolery

Paging Mr. Atric … Mr. Jerry Atric

Paging Mr. Duttank … Mr. Phillip Duttank

Paging Mr. Anoma … Mr. Mel Anoma

Paging Mister Jass … Mr. Hugh Jass

Paging Mr. Onella … Mr. Sam Onella

Paging Mr. Maphobe … Mr. Jer Maphobe

Paging Mr. Packa … Mr. Al Packa

Paging Mister Dente … Mister Al Dente

Paging Miss Conda … Miss Anna Conda

Paging Miss Sharalike … Miss Sharon Sharalike

Paging Miss Bellum … Miss Sarah Bellum

Paging Miss Mennopey … Miss

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RayZinnet
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2018
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Dropped a can Chef Boyardee

now the pasta is Al-Dented.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Phillip_McCrevess
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2018
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What do you call a Ferrari that got in an accident?

Al Dente.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/benska
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