Why did Adel cross the road?

To say, "Hello From the other side" of course

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I was talking to an interior designer recently, who had just designed Adeles gaming room

She said β€œAdele was a good person to work for, but we had problems with her computer desk. I put it on one side of the room, and Adele got pretty angry.”

She said Adele replied β€œNo! I want to play Halo from the other side”

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I just heard on the news, Adele has been sent to prison for 8 years

She was charged for setting fire to Lorraine

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Adele would be proud
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Are you Tina Fey-mished? Would you care for Adele-ectable Meal? Come to Celebrit-Eats

Help me think of more celebrity food puns please!

The menu includes such dishes as:

-Marilyn Mon-roast beef -Patrick Stew-art -Tim Curry -The Cate Blan-cheddar burger -The Audrey Hep-burger -Hayden Panet-tiramisu -Leonard Nim-oysters

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What do you call a singing computer?

A Dell.

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My wife crashed her Wrangler the other day listening to Adele.

She was rolling in the Jeep.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2019
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What do you call a computer that sings..

Adele

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Adele is performing in my city (Brisbane) tonight and it's crazy. Thought this pun was suitable.
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What did Adele said from mexico..

Helloo from the other side.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2018
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I'm kind of a big deal, I'm on a first name basis with both Adele and Cher.
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In what state do you watch a priest, sneeze, and sit down?

massachusetts.

It gets worse. My kids and I have a ton of these for different states. Should it be one thread?

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2019
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My 8 year old son wrote this Adele dad joke in the car this morning

Him: What's Adele's favorite number?

Me: I don't know, 25?

Him: No, 0.7734

(he was playing with a calculator at the time)

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2015
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What's Adele's favorite color?

Yellow

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Adele should date farmers

We could call each one a farmer in Adele

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2016
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From my 6 yr old daughter: Why did Adele cross the road?

To say hello from the other side.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2016
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The Adele Chocolate Easter Bunny

Yesterday I had an Adele chocolate Easter bunny. The first half was delicious, but it was hollow from the other side.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2016
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My friend kept saying Music coming out of my Laptop always sound beautiful

I said of course, it's aDell

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2020
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I asked my dad if he was an Adele fan.

He responded, "Rumor has it."

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Dad's version of adele

Me and my sister were in the back seat of the car talking about recipes and food and we brought up halloumi.. My dad started singing "hallou... It's mi...". Love you dad

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2016
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Why did a sunburnt Adele cross the road?

To get aloe from the other side!

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2015
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Hi, Adele. It's me, Dad.

Just walked up to my lovely lady, who was sitting at the computer.

Me, standing in left side of doorway: Hello.

LL: Hello.

Me, moving to right side of doorway: 🎼Hello from the other siiiiiide! 🎡🎢🎢

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2016
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Adele got a puppy

Do you know what she named it?

Adog.

-- a myDad Original and what he believes to be his best comedic work to date

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Watching a video of Adele performing when my friend walks in...

Friend: is that Adele? Me: naw it's a Mac

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2014
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Adele

Dad: Did you know my computer can sing? Me: ... No how? Dad: It's a Dell

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2014
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What do you call an obese, red headed English singer?

Fed Sheeran

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2019
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Why did Adele cross the road?

To say hello from the other side

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Why did Adele cross the road?

To say hello from the other side

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Why did Adele cross the road?

to say hello from the other side.

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Why did Adele cross the road?

To say hello from the other side.

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Why did Adele cross the road?

Because she wanted to say hello from the other side.

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Why Adele crossed the road

To say HELLO FROM THE OTHER SIIIIIDDDEEEE

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Why did Adele cross the road?

To say Hello from the other side.

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WHY DID ADELE CROSS THE ROAD?

So she could say hello from the other side. :P

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Why did Adele cross the road?

Why did Adele cross the road?

To say Hello from the other side.

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Why did Adele cross the road?

To say hello from the other side.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AverNL
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2015
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An Adele Dad Joke

To my wife: "Why did Adele cross the road?"

"To say Hello from the other side!"

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What computer can sing "Hello"

A dell

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What do you call a singing computer?

A Dell

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