All he said was “I don’t know what you’re talcum ‘bout.”
It was an Apple with limited memory; just one byte. Then, everything crashed.
"No way!"
"YAHWEH!"
It cuts like a knife.
It is Christmas Eve
Happy New Years Eve
But very few people know his brother Frank was a monster.
Unfortunately, it's the one we live in.
They make up everything
Because God took away their paradise.
"Don't give a damn about your cold calculation."
They're always up to something or they always let you down.
Today my wife was making oatmeal cookies, and was getting rolled oats out of the cupboard. I adamantly told her to STOP and she can't use them yet. Grabbing them, I proceeded to walk across the kitchen, and roll them across the floor. "There. NOW you have rolled oats," I say. Only to receive a facepalm and to be told to get out of the kitchen...
Eve's drop
Everest
He was AdamAnt.
It's Christmas, Eve!
Ps Merry Christmas, happy holidays etc etc to all my fellow dads and dad joke lovers 👍
“For the last time, it’s Christmas, Eve.”
Bear with me.
They make up everything.
“For the last time, it’s Christmas, Eve.”
Edit: Thanks for so much love. Merry Xmas!
Because Adams make up everything!
Why are Santas reindeer generally drenched with water?
Because they are rain-deer.
Why did Santa have to visit the psychologist?
He had low elf esteem.
Why are Christmas trees so uncoordinated when it comes to sewing?
They always drop their needles.
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a hungry mosquito?
Frostbite
What did Adam say to Eve on the night before Christmas day?
It's Christmas Eve!
St Peter says to the nuns "Given you are nuns and have devoted your life to good works you only need to answer a single question each to enter Heaven."
He looks to the first nun and asks "where did the first woman live?"
The first nun quickly replied "the garden of Eden".
St Peter nods approval and looks to the second nun "what was the name of the first woman?"
The second nun pauses for a second and then replies "Eve."
"Well done!" Says St Peter before turning to the third nun and saying "As the Mother Superior you should be able to answer this; what did Eve say to Adam when she first saw him?"
The Mother Superior furrows her brow and says "oh, that's a hard one".
"Correct!" Says St Peter. "You may enter."
It probably ran on Python
Credit: u/FriendofHolySpirit
It's Christmas eve
Merry Christmas Eve
It's Christmas, Eve.
It cuts like a knife
“It’s Christmas, Eve!”
It cuts like a knife.
Because it cuts like a knife.
It was an Apple with very limited memory. Just 1 byte and everything crashed!
It was an Apple, but with extremely limited memory. Just one byte. And then everything crashed.
Edits: Thanks for all the awards!
In case anyone is wondering it cuts like a knife
Cuts like a knife!
It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte. And then everything crashed.
It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte.
And then everything crashed.
so I used my Bryan Adams CD, it cuts like a knife
It’s Christmas Eve. (I’ll let myself out...)
It’s Christmas, Eve!
It's Christmas Eve
The computer was branded by apple, but it had very limited memory. It only had 1 byte and then everything crashed
