I had my cornfield all set up to sell in 2 acre units when my realtor suddenly brought me plans for acre units.

He was plotting against me!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2020
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1 acre of land for sale, no house.

That’s a lot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/esthor
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2019
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I’m not a dad, but I laughed in the 15 acre blueberry field that’s opened to the public.

Some little girl to my left - β€œDad!! Where are you?”

Dad- β€œOver here by this blueberry bush!”

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2019
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For Sale: 10 acres, no buildings.

That’s a lot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/esthor
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2019
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Texan came to visit my farm in Southern Illinois and asked me how many acres I had.

I said "about 500".

Texan said: "I can get in my truck and drive all day and never get off my property!"

I said:"yeah, I had a truck like that."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/harryassburger-il
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2018
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Did you hear about the happy cowboy who bought 100 acres?

Now he's a Jolly Rancher!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dudge
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2019
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Christopher Walken got arrested in The 100 Acre Woods

He was convicted of stealing Kanga's pouch and had to change his name to Christopher Robben.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Soggy_Pronoun
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2018
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The world's largest cashew tree in Natal, Brazil covers two whole acres!

That's nuts!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlackjackCoolio
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2018
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My brother just made a really good investment on a property

It's a wise acre

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SeNoR_LoCo_PoCo
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2020
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Will Smith do so?

Will Smith's property (150 acres) is larger than Vatican City (110 acres). Therefore, if he were to do so, it would not be the smallest country.

That day would be known as independence day.

The country would be a Fresh Principality.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheReal_BlueBoi
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2020
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I received a little bit of the whole lot in my father's will...

About an acre or so was all it was.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2019
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Story of an abusive marriage.

A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, "What are the grounds for your divorce?" She replied, "About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running by." "No," he said, "I mean what is the foundation of this case? "It is made of concrete, brick and mortar," she responded. "I mean," he continued, "What are your relations like?' "I have an aunt and uncle living here in town, and so do my husband's parents." The judge said, "Do you have a real grudge?" "No," she replied, "We have a two-car carport and have never really needed one." "Please," he tried again, "is there any infidelity in your marriage?' "Yes, both my son and daughter have stereo sets. We don't necessarily like the music, but the answer to your questions is yes." "Ma'am, does your husband ever beat you up?" "Yes," she responded, "about twice a week he gets up earlier than I do." Finally, in frustration, the judge asked, "Lady, why do you want a divorce?" "Oh, I don't want a divorce," she replied. "I've never wanted a divorce. My husband does. He said he can't communicate with me."

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2015
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