He's in a cent
Itβs only one percent.
Emaciation/Emancipation
Lincoln bio.
The plan is to shoot it in front of a live audience.
Nice play.
Dyson
The finale will be shot before a live audience.
Surely you've heard of his Gettysburg Address!
Because of the greatest speech ever written, "Four score and seven ears ago..."
He's in a cent.
It's pretty cut and dry.
I replaced the head once,and the handle twice, but it feels good to own a piece of American history.
Because he was in-a-cent
He's in a cent.
A clown walks into the police department looking for a job. The officer wants to ask him a few questions.
Officer: Whatβs 2+2?
Clown: (counts on his fingers) β¦ 4!
Officer: Good.Β Whatβs the square root of 100?
Clown: (thinking fiercely) β¦ 10!
Officer: Very good! Now, who killed Abraham Lincoln?
Clown: Ummmm β¦ I donβt know.
Officer: Well, you can go home and think about it. Come back tomorrow.
The clown goes home and calls up one of his friends, who asks him if he got the job. The clown says, excitedly, βNot only did I get the job, IβΒΒm already working on a murder case!β
Source: http://bestcleanfunnyjokes.com/who-killed-abraham-lincoln/
Were truly open-minded.
I'm in-a-cent
It's because he's in a cent.
They found all the parts that they needed on online, and we're ready to order. Right before Abraham hit the Checkout button, Isaac reviewed the contents of the order:
Isaac: "Dad, you're missing the memory."
Abraham: "God will provide the RAM."
Turns out he was in a cent.
He was always very in-a-cent.
He was in a cent.
He was named in 1809 and I was named in 1990
And I was like "Yahweh"
Pets I want to have....
An otter name Harry Otter. A snake named Severus Snake. A tortoise named Voldetort. A chicken named Kylo Hen. A dog named Barkamedes. A deer named David Hasselhoof. A turkey named Green Gobbleen. A cat named Captain Ameowrica. A stork named Tony Stork. A pig named Peter Porker. A crocodile named Croctor Strange. A duck named Ducktor Doom. A squid named Abraham Inkin. A goose named Ryan Gooseling. A heron named Charlize Heron. A goat named Selena Goatmez An alpaca named Alpacachino. A carp name Leonardo DiβCarprio. A tuna named Tuna Turner. A horse named Neighlor Swift. A toad named Demi Lavatoad. A Rhino named Ryan Rhinolds. A swan named Swan Jovi. A Falcon named Jimmy Falcon. A ferret named Ferret Faucet. A rabbit named Hoptimus Prime. A cow named Moolissa McCarthy. A crow named Seth Crowgan. A fox named Charlie Fox. A cat named Katy Purry. A wolf named Howly Berry. A hamster named Scarlet Johamster. A parrot named Squakin Phoenix. A duck named DuckleBerry Finn. A canary named Jim Canary. A swarm of bees, all named BeeyoncΓ©. A sheep named Meryl Sheep. An elk named Elkton John. A bear named Teddy Mercury. A ram named Gordon RAMsey. A shark named Fin Diesel. A jellyfish named Jelly Clarkson. An Iguana named Eddie Lizard. A hyena named Hyena Bonham Carter. A penguin named Robird Downey Jr.
a ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Abraham LinkedIn.
Ya, he changed his mind.
(If anyone doesn't get it, pennies are a unit of currency under the category of "change," and the brain is considered (by most) as the mind).
"Daddy, do you know why Abraham Lincoln was killed?"
"No. Why?" expecting a history lesson
"He didn't know someone was behind him."
Abraham Lincoln.
He is in a cent.
Dyson
The finale will be shot before a live audience.
I replaced the head once,and the handle has been replaced twice.
The finale will be shot before a live audience.
It will be shot before a live audience.
he was in a cent
He was in a cent.
Abraham Lincoln. He was in-a-cent.
Abraham Lincoln because he's in-a-cent
Abraham Lincoln because he was in-a-cent
Abraham Lincoln. He was in a cent (innocent).
Abraham Lincoln, because he is "in-a-cent"
Abraham Lincoln. He was in a cent.
Abraham Lincoln. He was in a cent.
