A Bomb Puns

A list of puns related to "A Bomb"

How do you disarm a bomb made out of cheese?

Caerphilly

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👤︎ u/TurboAxolotl
📅︎ Jan 12 2021
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Someone put a bomb in my mailbox.

Holy shit this post blew up.

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👤︎ u/UnchartedQuasar
📅︎ Dec 07 2020
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Bought a Raspberry Bomb pudding for Xmas. Close to sell by date.

Better eat it before it goes off.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Dec 26 2020
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What did the Reddit user say after detonating a bomb inside a bank?

EDIT: Wow, this blew up! Thanks for the gold!

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👤︎ u/Altus-
📅︎ Aug 28 2020
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I made a joke about a bomb on this sub once

It really blew up

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👤︎ u/Jkwon6227
📅︎ Oct 22 2020
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I was walking past a shop, and there was a classic bomb in the window Beside it was a sign that read "$1, irreplaceable fuse"

I said to myself "That's an offer I can't refuse"

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👤︎ u/Secretseacrits549
📅︎ Sep 03 2020
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what do you get if you eat a bomb?

atomic ache

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👤︎ u/Goldygold2
📅︎ Aug 17 2020
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If i’m scared to go on a flight, i always bring a bomb.

Because what’s the chance of being 2 bombs on 1 flight?

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👤︎ u/MathiasMathias
📅︎ Jul 20 2020
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What do you call a T-Rex with a bomb strapped to it's chest?

Dinomite

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👤︎ u/kickypie
📅︎ May 14 2020
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A scientist created a miniature bomb

When it was done, he didnt know how to activate it, so he put it under a microscope

Blew up in his face

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👤︎ u/ZombiesAtHome
📅︎ Jun 17 2020
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Today my maths teacher showed us a bomb

then he blew the lesson way out of proportion

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👤︎ u/Major_Cupcake
📅︎ May 12 2020
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TIL about a sneak attack in WWII, in which Norway’s Skiing Soldiers deprived the German army of the atomic bomb.

They did Nazi it coming.

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👤︎ u/blackabe
📅︎ Apr 30 2020
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Have you heard about the guy who made a bomb out of a brain?

It was pretty mindblowing.

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👤︎ u/ejdxjd
📅︎ Nov 12 2019
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Fortune-teller was killed by a car bomb

Couldn’t foresee the C4.

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👤︎ u/kwonza
📅︎ Feb 24 2020
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In a new movie 007 must save us from a mad man intent on setting off an atomic bomb on the bottom of the Ocean

Nucleotide Bond

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👤︎ u/tjmaxal
📅︎ Feb 28 2020
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"You da bomb!" is a compliment in the West.

And an argument in the Middle East.

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👤︎ u/Jan_Tik
📅︎ Oct 20 2019
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When I first learned what a bomb was, I was amazed

It blew my mind

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👤︎ u/gentlewoolfy
📅︎ Sep 30 2019
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I saw a headline in the newspaper that said someone made a bomb out of nitrous oxide.

This is no laughing matter.

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👤︎ u/Sirdroftardis8
📅︎ Aug 08 2019
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What happened when Napoleon got killed with a bomb?

Napoleon Blownapart

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👤︎ u/YourBuddyEmil
📅︎ Nov 23 2018
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I recently came across a business opportunity to produce bombs disguised as prayer mats.

The salesman assured me the prophets would go through the roof!

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👤︎ u/Mrmatt04
📅︎ Jul 05 2019
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What do you call a selfish bomb?

Mine

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👤︎ u/Bible_Bitchboy
📅︎ Nov 18 2017
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If you ever have to defuse a bomb, never cut...

The Blew wire.

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👤︎ u/Hastingsmedic
📅︎ Dec 23 2018
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A terrorist walks into a bar and says I'm so excited to show everyone this cool bomb they're gonna be blown away!!
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👤︎ u/afterburners_engaged
📅︎ Apr 16 2018
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What do you call a Monkey with a bomb

A baboom

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👤︎ u/lickmesenpai
📅︎ Feb 05 2018
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Several members of the bomb squad were in a heated debate over which wire to cut

When another member walked over and astutely pointed out ‘discord’

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👤︎ u/onejdc
📅︎ Jun 13 2018
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I just heard there was a bomb threat at Legoland…

Well, if there was one place that was easy to rebuild…

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter
📅︎ Mar 09 2017
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A bomb goes of in a cheese shop

You can see da brie everywhere

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👤︎ u/cakeboyplayschool
📅︎ Jan 09 2015
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How does a bomb choose not to go off?

It refuses.

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👤︎ u/DENelson83
📅︎ Nov 16 2015
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Went to a wedding last night, Dad dropped this bomb shell during his speach...

"Thank you all for joining us tonight, it's been a very emotional evening for all of us, even the cake is in tiers."

I didn't get it until later.

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👤︎ u/Notexactlyserious
📅︎ Aug 09 2015
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"Do you know how long it takes for a bomb to explode?"

No, but dynamite!

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👤︎ u/CoffeetipM8
📅︎ Nov 15 2015
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What if they planted a bomb?

My cousin walked up on my front porch. Walked up by the door. Then turned around and walked away.

My little brother: What if they planted a bomb? Dad: It wouldn't grow. This was followed with 10 minutes of nonstop laughter. Just from him and my mother.

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👤︎ u/zeo50900
📅︎ Sep 18 2014
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This chef was fired from a fancy French restaurant, so he went back with a bomb under his clothes. Everyone remembers his name:

Linoleum Blownapart.

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👤︎ u/SapperInTexas
📅︎ Oct 24 2014
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A friends dad got me with the atom bomb.

Me- it looks like an atom bomb Dad- well where's the eve bomb then

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👤︎ u/Jshan91
📅︎ Feb 06 2015
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I recently remembered this bomb my dad dropped a few months ago

It was a few weeks before Christmas and my grandma was about to leave Grandma: So when is Christmas this year(implying day of the week) Dad: December 25th Everyone:confused silence and groans

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👤︎ u/dfretyhg
📅︎ May 20 2014
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Dad I met on a plane dropped this bomb

The dad jumped up from his seat when we landed and proceeded to grab our luggage from the cabin. He turned to his family (they were seated behind him) and told 'm: 'wow, you guys arrived already?'

The plane went silent except for bellowing laughter from the dad in question and me.

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👤︎ u/Lichiz
📅︎ Aug 29 2014
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What did the Reddit user say after detonating a bomb in a bank?

Edit: Wow, this blew up! Thanks for the gold kind stranger!

Edit: Credit to r/Teenagers for this

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👤︎ u/Ustydud
📅︎ Jan 13 2020
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What would a Reddit user say after detonating a bomb inside a bank?

EDIT : Wow this blew up! Thanks for the gold

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👤︎ u/kou_hou
📅︎ Aug 28 2020
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What did the burglar say after detonating a bomb inside Fort Knox?

Edit: Wow! This blew up! Thanks for the gold!

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ May 14 2019
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What did the burglar say after detonating a bomb inside Fort Knox?

Edit: Wow! This blew up! Thanks for the gold!

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👤︎ u/reallyhard_username
📅︎ Oct 24 2019
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What did the burglar say after detonating a bomb inside of Fort Knox?

Edit: Wow, this blew up! Thanks for the gold!

Edit: Wow, this blew up! Thanks for the gold!

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👤︎ u/read-ded-redemshin
📅︎ Dec 06 2019
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What do you call a boomer with a bomb strapped to his chest?

A boomer.

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👤︎ u/FBI_OPEN_THE_FUCK_UP
📅︎ Nov 24 2019
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