I got banned from /r/DadJokes for posting, "Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms! Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms! Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms! Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms! Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms! Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms!"
Mods said I'm a cereal reposter...
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︎ May 07 2021
Last night I stepped on a corn flake..
My dad keeps calling me a cereal killer π
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︎ Mar 13 2021
Last night I finished off the Frosted Flakes, Honeycombs and Cheerios.
My wife is very upset she married a cereal killer.
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︎ Mar 19 2021
I once had a faulty box of Corn Flakes so I called up Kellogg's customer services to see if they could help.
Unfortunately they weren't able to help me in the end as I wasn't able to find the box's cereal number.
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︎ Jan 07 2021
After getting badly hurt, my friend asked me not to sugar coat it
So I used stevia instead.
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︎ Mar 01 2021
I've just bought my wife a new coat, that's all the colours of the Spectrum.
Black, with grey rubber buttons.
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︎ Jan 28 2021
My daughter thinks itβs weird that I eat a bowl of corn flakes every single day for breakfast
But I donβt see whatβs wrong with being a cereal monogamist.
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︎ Oct 20 2020
Where does Santa keep his coat?
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︎ Dec 06 2020
The wife has a new Ewok fur coat.
She looks totally wicket in it.
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︎ Dec 15 2020
How do you steal a coat?
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︎ Nov 25 2020
What did the Lithium ion battery say to the Zinc-Carbon battery?
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︎ Feb 06 2020
I'm applying coats of varnish to the table I'm making
My brother: Jeez, How many coats do you need? I'm sure the table is warm enough already!
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︎ Jan 05 2021
What do you call a swat officers coat?
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︎ Nov 03 2020
What happens when a painter gets cold?
He/she puts on another coat.
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︎ May 13 2021
I just thought of this
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︎ Feb 11 2021
What did the eggs say to the corn flakes?
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︎ Feb 06 2020
Albert Einstein's COAT of the day
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︎ Sep 08 2020
Why does Dolly Parton always spill her coffee?
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︎ Apr 30 2021
I was going to buy my kid this winter coat we saw at the mall, but I couldn't afford it.
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︎ Sep 25 2020
Copper better be careful, if Zinc shows up they could both be charged with battery
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︎ Feb 24 2018
A toothless old lady in hospital always gave away the peanuts she was given by her visitors to the nurses to eat.
One day a nurse asked her why she didn't ask for grapes instead of nuts.She replied that you can't get grapes with chocolate coating!
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︎ Apr 16 2021
What kind of coat does a house wear?
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︎ Jul 02 2020
How much does a corn flake weigh?
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︎ Jul 25 2019
I heard there was quarrel between Carbon alloys
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︎ Feb 05 2021
What do polar bears eat for breakfast?
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︎ Mar 06 2021
Today I went out searching for shredded coconut coated in chocolate.
They call me The Bounty Hunter.
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︎ Jun 01 2020
Unc: "I'm not feeling so good....". Flakes away
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︎ Apr 26 2019
What do you call cereal that you hate?
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︎ Jan 24 2021
A chicken and a duck are stood by a road
Chicken clucks to his friend "don't do it mate, you'll never hear the end of it!"
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︎ Feb 27 2019
You really should be careful not to leave your coat laying around.
You never know when someone might jack it.
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︎ Apr 21 2020
My dad mentioned he was getting a cold, so I give him some Zinc because that's what my mom used to do.
He goes "Thanks for Zincing of me" and walks out the door without missing a beat.
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︎ Apr 08 2018
Last night I stepped on a corn flake
My dad keeps calling me a cereal killer π
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︎ Mar 13 2021
I got banned from /r/DadJokes for submitting, "Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms! Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms! Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms! Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms! Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms! Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms!"
Mods said I'm a cereal reposter...
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︎ Aug 17 2020
How do you steal a coat?
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︎ Sep 19 2020
How do you steal a coat?
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︎ Dec 27 2020
How do you steal a coat?
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︎ Nov 02 2020
How do you steal a coat?
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︎ Oct 02 2020
How do you steal a coat?
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︎ Oct 23 2020
How do you steal a coat?
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︎ Sep 30 2020
How do you steal a coat
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︎ Oct 09 2020
I over did my corn flakes...
Now I have popcorn flakes.
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︎ Dec 04 2019
How do you steal a coat?
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︎ Apr 13 2020
How do you steal a coat?
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︎ Apr 18 2020
How do you steal a coat?
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