Do you know the difference between a Russian and American genealogists?

It's their nationality.

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Canadian Joke

The history of Canada, Chapter 1: The Beaver

national symbol of Canada and a "dam" fine hat

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JackFrostintheBox
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Why do Italians love cooking?

It’s their national pasta-time

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What kinds of countries do soft drink companies make?

Carbo Nations!

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We need to add PR, DC, and Guam, as states.

53 is a prime number. Then we can truly be one nation, indivisible.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DubNationAssemble
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My wife told me she had to pee while I was mid stream.

I told her to join the club.

It's called Urine-Nation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EnforcerBiggin
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We will never run out of puns now!

A giant list of puns

What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.

I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy.

Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it’s tearable.

Why did the cookie cry? Because his father was a wafer so long!

I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.

What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time.

How do you organize an outer space party? You planet.

I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.

Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk? The stock market.

I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have greater problems.

My cat was just sick on the carpet, I don’t think it’s feline well.

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.

How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram.

What did daddy spider say to baby spider? You spend too much time on the web.

Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.

There’s a new type of broom out, it’s sweeping the nation.

What cheese can never be yours? Nacho cheese.

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school? Bison.

Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mostly wrap.

Why does Superman gets invited to dinners? Because he is a Supperhero.

How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.

The shovel was a ground breaking invention.

A scarecrow says, "This job isn't for everyone, but hay, it's in my jeans."

A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body? He's alright now.

What do you call a girl with one leg that's shorter than the other? Ilene.

I did a theatrical performance on puns. It was a play on words.

What do you do with a dead chemist? You barium.

I bet the person who created the door knocker won a Nobel prize.

Towels can’t tell jokes. They have a dry sense of humor.

Two birds are sitting on a perch and one says "Do you smell fish?"

Do you know sign language? You should learn it, it’s pretty handy.

What do you call a beautiful pumpkin? GOURDgeous.

Why did one banana spy on the other? Because she was appealing.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.

What do you call a cow with all of its legs? High steaks.

A cross eyed teacher couldn’t control his pupils.

After the accident, the juggler didn’t have the balls to do it.

I used to be afraid of hu

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/communist_scumbag
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I once visited a country where a lot of people were called Yuri and it stank of pee.

It must have been the Yuri-nation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bbew_Mot
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2021
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Question

Why is today not National ballerina day?

I mean it is 2-2 after all

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πŸ‘€︎ u/taterheadx2
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2021
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My first time posting on my cake day!

What nationality is Santa Claus? North Poleish

Merry Christmas!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nbudri
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2020
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What do bears call people in sleeping bags?

Bearritos.

This was stolen from the NPS Instagram, which you should follow for this and other (real) amazing National Parks facts.

https://www.instagram.com/p/CGciQLIDOFS/

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chexmp
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2020
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In recent news, a giant had a troubling discovery when he returned home from work.

After discovering he'd been given a parking ticket, the giant exclaimed in disappointment as he approached his house. This startled a burglar inside, causing him to flee from the property but not before trapping his stubby digit in the door, causing him to leave blood at the scene. Thankfully, the giant's powerful nasal abilities allowed him to aid police as he was able to detected the exact nationality and gender of the robber in question. When interviewed, the giant simplified the story for us by saying,

"Fee, Fie, Foe, Thumb, I smell the blood of an English Man."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wolfyfancylads
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2020
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What does DNA stand for?

National Dyslexic association.

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If everyone in the country had a pink Cadillac

We’d have a pink car-nation!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/2ndbreakfastfan
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2020
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TIL that there is one country that has the most well-rested citizens

HyberNation

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How would you describe the US between 2009 - 2016?

An Obama-Nation

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πŸ‘€︎ u/themoreidont
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2020
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If you're looking for sense these days, don't bother.

There is a national coin shortage, after all.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stevethepirate89
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2020
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I showed my friend my pond, including the best fishing spots and the place where the bank drops off...

I wish the First National would stop sending their packages to my pond's address...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2020
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i have a girlfriend from another nation? do you know where she's from?

my imagiNATION

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kenkenthepro06
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2020
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In March we had coughs, colds, Influenza A&B, and Covid-19.

I guess you could say the nations of the world were in a Cold War.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SalmonXenu420
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2020
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All donkeys of the world gathered in a rally and demanded a seperate nation for donkeys

The leader donkey got shot and killed.

Ass-as-a-nation

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crazyjarvis
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2020
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What country has the best sodas?

The Carbo nation!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/breakone9r
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2019
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What do you call a fictional country?

Imagine-nation.

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Steve jobs named an apple computer - Lisa; the same name as his daughter. Do you know what Lisa stood for?

The National Anthem

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrakeVader
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2020
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Why was Prussia forced to leave the First Schleswig War?

They were Pruss-ured by other nations.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hello-i-am-fox
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A giant list of puns from r/copypasta

A giant list of puns

What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.

I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy.

Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it’s tearable.

Why did the cookie cry? Because his father was a wafer so long!

I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.

What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time.

How do you organize an outer space party? You planet.

I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.

Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk? The stock market.

I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have greater problems.

My cat was just sick on the carpet, I don’t think it’s feline well.

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.

How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram.

What did daddy spider say to baby spider? You spend too much time on the web.

Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.

There’s a new type of broom out, it’s sweeping the nation.

What cheese can never be yours? Nacho cheese.

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school? Bison.

Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mostly wrap.

Why does Superman gets invited to dinners? Because he is a Supperhero.

How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.

The shovel was a ground breaking invention.

A scarecrow says, "This job isn't for everyone, but hay, it's in my jeans."

A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body? He's alright now.

What do you call a girl with one leg that's shorter than the other? Ilene.

I did a theatrical performance on puns. It was a play on words.

What do you do with a dead chemist? You barium.

I bet the person who created the door knocker won a Nobel prize.

Towels can’t tell jokes. They have a dry sense of humor.

Two birds are sitting on a perch and one says "Do you smell fish?"

Do you know sign language? You should learn it, it’s pretty handy.

What do you call a beautiful pumpkin? GOURDgeous.

Why did one banana spy on the other? Because she was appealing.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.

What do you call a cow with all of its legs? High steaks.

A cross eyed teacher couldn’t control his pupils.

After the accident, the juggler didn’t have the balls to do it.

I used to be afraid of hu

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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There's a new type of broom out

Its sweeping the nation and the competition

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Russell_Pinto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2020
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Did you hear the news about the shovel? It's ground breaking. But the broom?

That really swept the nation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_houser
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2020
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There’s a new type of broom out

it’s sweeping the nation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lolyfe-dc
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What do bears call people in sleeping bags?

Bearritos.

This was stolen from the NPS Instagram, which you should follow for this and other (real) amazing National Parks facts.

https://www.instagram.com/p/CGciQLIDOFS/

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ford456fgfd
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2020
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What does DNA stand for?

National Dyslexic Association

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Noxxicityy
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2020
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Have you seen that new broom?

It’s Sweeping the nation!

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2020
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514 Dad Jokes

What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.

I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy.

Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it’s tearable.

Why did the cookie cry? Because his father was a wafer so long!

I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.

What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time.

How do you organize an outer space party? You planet.

I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.

Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk? The stock market.

I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have greater problems.

My cat was just sick on the carpet, I don’t think it’s feline well.

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.

How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram.

What did daddy spider say to baby spider? You spend too much time on the web.

Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.

There’s a new type of broom out, it’s sweeping the nation.

What cheese can never be yours? Nacho cheese.

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school? Bison.

Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mostly wrap.

Why does Superman gets invited to dinners? Because he is a Supperhero.

How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.

The shovel was a ground breaking invention.

A scarecrow says, "This job isn't for everyone, but hay, it's in my jeans."

A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body? He's alright now.

What do you call a girl with one leg that's shorter than the other? Ilene.

I did a theatrical performance on puns. It was a play on words.

What do you do with a dead chemist? You barium.

I bet the person who created the door knocker won a Nobel prize.

Towels can’t tell jokes. They have a dry sense of humor.

Two birds are sitting on a perch and one says "Do you smell fish?"

Do you know sign language? You should learn it, it’s pretty handy.

What do you call a beautiful pumpkin? GOURDgeous.

Why did one banana spy on the other? Because she was appealing.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.

What do you call a cow with all of its legs? High steaks.

A cross eyed teacher couldn’t control his pupils.

After the accident, the juggler didn

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Josvys
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2019
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What does DNA stand for?

National dyslexia association

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gqwr87
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2019
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Did you hear about the bug activist who was happy he was fired?

He was for Termite Nation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alphabluewolf
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2020
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Do you know what DNA stands for?

National Dyslexic Association

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ArceusLord13
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2020
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Did you hear about that new broom that stands on its own?

It’s sweeping the nation

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The invention of the shovel was groundbreaking,

but the invention of the broom swept the nation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ryyi23
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2016
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We need to add three more states to the United States of America

53 states would make it a prime number; One nation, indivisible.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BradC
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2017
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Did you hear about that new awesome broom everyone is talking about?

It’s sweeping the nation.

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The invention of the shovel was groundbreaking, but...

the invention of the broom really swept the nation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Canooter
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2019
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We Need to Add PR, DC, and Guam as states.

53 is a Prime Number.

We then would truly be one nation, indivisible

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Twigsnapper
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2019
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I'm going to start a country for people who are into peeing on/getting peed on other people.

I'll call it the urine nation

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Did you hear about the new hi-tech broom?

It's sweeping the nation

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MclovinCanada
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