A list of puns related to "World Food Programme"
The world food programme is responsible for enabling overpopulation and therefore more misery - which leads to conflict and more starvation in the long run.
I donβt see why they shouldβve won the Nobel Peace Prize.
Iβd happily give it to the person who invents a male contraceptive pill though.
https://imgur.com/gallery/aLOi5Xp
Long story short, it was a beautiful summer day (South Africa be in the Southern Hemisphere so is summer down there) at this winery doing some fancy wine tasting and all of the sudden this girl on the right approach me and...
GIRL: wow, Iβm so happy to see people who support us wearing our shirts! My name is (says name) and I work for the World Food Programme here in Africa, south division, so cool! Balenciaga!!Where did you buy it from? (Small chat about where I was from and herself etc) ME: from the website, itβs always good to help the needed! GIRL: I didnβt know they did something with balenciaga! ME: Hmm, thereβs literally, shirts, hoodies and Fanny packs, I have a blue one too but is not the balenciaga collabπππ GIRL: well thank you was very nice to meet you! ME: see ya! And thanks so much for your hard laborπ
me is leaving with my group getting in the van and same girl approaches me again asking for a picture with her and her WFP team to show HER BOSSππ
GIRL: Iβd like you to meet some people of my team, she then walked me over to their bench and introduced me to the WFP director of operations, associates, organizer of food distribution and engineerπππ ME: you guys rock, and Iβd like to get a picture with you too (We took the pics and I left)
BRUHHHH, I donβt care to say some of shit be fake but how could I tell someone like them my shirt it was fake when the funds from sales of the retail shirt go towards feeding the poor. I understood how far fashion can go to even make reps of this lol (maybe the whole collection/season)
Before y'all start asking... the wine tasting price was to the equivalent to $9.81 usd, Ubers in South Africa be $2usd for 8ish miles or so, overall the whole country is hella fucking cheap, just the flight be $$$$$$ it was a good winter but summer holiday, and even saw 2 dudes wearing off white lol
Anyways, what would you have done if you were me!? Honestly when she said she was from WFP I was likeπππ.
Plot twist: when I got inside the Van and looked trough the window (rolled up) they were on the bench laughing a lot or smiling ear to ear, donβt know if they legit knew it was fake since merchandise passes trough their hands and took a pic to laugh or I donβt know....
EDIT: to my defense Iβm new to the rep fam, most stuff in my haul were stuff I was coming across on tobao when I bought this one the ad didnβt have the balenciaga mark! I just liked the yellow color the lette
... keep reading on reddit β‘This is the best tl;dr I could make, original reduced by 51%. (I'm a bot)
> Accepting the award, he said "We believe food is the pathway to peace".
> The Norwegian Nobel Committee awarded the prize to the UN programme "For its efforts to combat hunger, for its contribution to bettering conditions for peace in conflict-affected areas and for acting as a driving force in efforts to prevent the use of hunger as a weapon of war and conflict."
> The prize is considered by many to be the world's most prestigious prize.
> In his acceptance speechBeasley said the prize was a "Call to action."
> "Today we have a crisis on our hands. This Nobel Peace Prize is more than a thank you. It is a call to action."
> "Failure to address their needs will cause a hunger pandemic which will dwarf the impact of COVID.".
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