So I was playing today's Wordle...

SPOILER: actual answer to today's Wordle in the joke, which honestly is what makes it great imo. Sorry to the folks who saw it before I added spoiler tags, and thank you for commenting so I could be aware and add them before anyone else's day was ruined. Because when you're a dad, sometimes even just having your daily Wordle spoiled is enough to tip you from tired to miserable.

>!Even though my guess was AWFUL I was right!!<

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Lucidical
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 22 2022
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I was playing Wordle and on my last guess I had GRA_E. So I tried the word Grace

It turns out I made a Grave error

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/B_newmyer
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 13 2022
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I said, "Man, today's wordle is hard."

He responded, "It can't be hard. That's only four letters."

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/JaroGrin
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 10 2022
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Every morning I sit on the toilet, straining from constipation, while I play Wordle.

At least I have regular vowel movements.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Wretched_Da_Turd
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 05 2022
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Are you stuck on today’s Wordle?

Yes, I’m at a loss for words

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Happyrock922
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 27 2022
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I finally tried Wordle, but I gave up after one guess.

It wasn't forme.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/johnkorean
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 25 2022
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From a text exchange between me and my wife

We were discussing one of my wordle guesses that she had never heard before (the word "parse"), and as I was trying to define it:

"You know what syntax is? Not the fine for unchristian conduct in the American south, the other one."

The intensity of her groan made me so happy 😊

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SoManyWeeaboos
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 22 2022
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