That'd be a different story all together.
...but the punchline is con descending.
Because they come with there own scales
"Ah still love Vista Baby....."
This is because Windows no longer supports Flash...
.. turns out it was for Liam’s biological Dad and I had to re-wrap it but still had a lovely day.
...It was Kief or Southernland
Son: Hey day, you wanna go for a run?
Me: Nah, my Keen hurts.
Son: You mean your knee?
Me: Yeah, my Knee got dislocated.
You cheddar brielieve it.
Curt and Rod
I get goosebumps every time.
Windows
Because they get knocked up more often!
It's really scary- I work as a pilot.
Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch
(Yes, it's a real place in Wales)
But they always turn out over-Darn it!
Kurt n rod
It's a cut throat competition.
They're not doors.
I said, "Window or you'll do what?
They were out of Control.
Luckily I found an Escape.
I got Home eventually.
You shouldn't open windows on a space station
"Country!"
pikachu
The difference is like night and day.
They're a pane to replace
But Bill kept the Windows
I got 360 degrees just by moving in circles.
It’s not going tibia ok for a while
Put 5 female pigs and 5 male deers in your backyard.
Congratulations, you now have ten sows and bucks!
It's a huge pane to clean.
1, 2, 3, 95, 98, NT, 2000, ME, XP, Vista, 7, 8,10.
He told me it was the only job he could see himself doing
I told her she looked exhausted. When you start your day like that you’re tired all day.
A yawning
The first guy answers, "That's easy, we'll catch him fast because he only has one eye!"
The policeman says, "Well...uh...that's because the picture I showed is his side profile."
Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response, he flashes the picture for 5 seconds at the second guy and asks him, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?"
The second guy smiles, flips his hair and says, "Ha! He'd be too easy to catch because he only has one ear!"
The policeman angrily responds, "What's the matter with you two?!!? Of course only one eye and one ear are showing because it's a picture of his side profile! Is that the best answer you can come up with?"
Extremely frustrated at this point, he shows the picture to the third guy and in a very testy voice asks, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?
He quickly adds, "Think hard before giving me a stupid answer."
The third guy looks at the picture intently for a moment and says, "The suspect wears contact lenses."
The policeman is surprised and speechless because he really doesn't know himself if the suspect wears contacts or not.
"Well, that's an interesting answer. Wait here for a few minutes while I check his file and I'll get back to you on that."
He leaves the room and goes to his office, checks the suspect's file on his computer and comes back with a beaming smile on his face.
"Wow! I can't believe it. It's TRUE! The suspect does, in fact, wear contact lenses. Good work! How were you able to make such an astute observation?"
"That's easy..." the third guy replied. "He can't wear regular glasses because he only has one eye and one ear."
But I shouldn't be surprised.
After all, years back, Microsoft published ms-DOS without ever releasing an ms-UNO
Because it'll blow his cover
The shredder. They fought with it too much.
Because they come with their own scales.
They come with their own scales
They come with their own scales.
Kurt and Rod
