Why did Microsoft Windows go strait from 8 to 10

Because windows 7, 8, 9

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πŸ‘€︎ u/smurfsmasher024
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Why did Windows skip from 8 to 10?

Because 7 ate 9.

My boss literally just got us with this one, and he'd heard it from someone else in IT.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EchoValkrie
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2018
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Windows 7, 8, and 10... what happened to Windows 9?

seven eight nine

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πŸ‘€︎ u/override11
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I got Windows 8.1 up and running on my laptop, dad.

"Oh, is it running... to catch up with my Mac?"
"No."
"Because it's so fast?"
"Stop."

My dad, everybody.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/holidai
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Bill and Melinda Gates got divorced. Melinda got the house...

But Bill kept the Windows

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ScubaPride
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2021
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Why do astronauts use linux?

because you can't open windows in space.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Niyi_M
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As the cop knocked on my door, I just stayed in complete silence. He then knocked again. Determined not to give myself away, I just stayed still.

Cop: "Do you think I am stupid ? I can see you through the window."

Mee: "You are not coming in."

Cop: "I don't want to come in. I want you to step out of your car !!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
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Melinda was going to sue Bill for not giving her the amount of money she wan entitled to

So Bill said: "A lawsuit? For real? You know I always windows"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/omarkrimlyreddit
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I recently got a new job!

A little bit of Background information:Β  When I was a young lad, my father was a professional glass cleaner.Β Β  Not just for a job, cleaning Glass was this man's passion!Β  He always wanted me to take over for him when I grew up, but I always thought it would be a pain, it was a silly job, really.Β Β  However, I knew that my father would be shattered if I didn't put an honest effort into the cleaning business.Β Β Β  The first time I perfectly cleaned a mirror, I realized I could really see myself doing this!Β Β  My father was wiping away tears of pride when I began to become as passionate as he was.

Anyways, fast forward to a couple months ago.Β Β  I have taken over my father's cleaning company, and was working a job at a publishing agency.Β  Now, due to the pandemic, this building had set up different entry points depending on the purpose of your visit, and each one was gated and stationed by an employee so you could have your temperature taken and go through a checklist to ensure you don't have any symptoms, etc.

After finishing the contract at this building, the owner was so impressed with my work that he said he would like to recommend me for a permanent job with a friend of his.Β Β  At first, I was skeptical (I had taken over the family business, after all), but it was becoming difficult to find regular clients anymore, so I agreed.Β Β Β  He gave me a single sheet from a notepad, and told me to write down something about myself that sets me apart from others in my line of work, and I should make it a very impactful statement,Β  his friend was a very busy man and wouldn't look at more than notes like these.Β Β Β  I wasn't sure what to write on the spot, so he told me to think about it, and return the note when I come back to leave the bill for my work.

So I came back a few days later, went through the gate to drop off my bill and my note about how I am much better than any other glass cleaner out there.Β Β Β  Well, it turns out the friend of the publishing agency's owner was a hiring manager for a well-known computer company, and my note really caught his eye, and I was offered the job!Β Β  Now I make more money every two weeks than I had with a month!Β Β  At first, I though my father would be upset by me leaving the family business behind, but he told me "As long as you are happy where you are, with what you are doing, then you are succeeding in life.Β  You are no longer a student of glass cleaning, you are my equal, and I am proud of you"Β  I never realized how freeing it

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/terjulmar
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2021
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About bill and melinda

So, Bill and Melinda Gates are getting a divorce She gets the house and He gets the Windows!

According to Melinda Gates, Bill just didn't Excel at his marriage. Apparently he had no Power Points while arguing, but he always had to have the last Word And now that he no longer had Access to her heart, the Outlook was not looking good for them. They couldn’t work together as Teams On the Surface they were a perfect couple, but deep down there was hardly any Kinect. He kept everything hidden like an X-Box and she never found it re- Azuring. The main reason she divorced Bill Gates because he was in Office365 days.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sq009
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2021
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If apple made a car

Would it still have windows?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/p_tally
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2021
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I think the girl at the Airlines check-in just threatened me.

She looked me dead in the eye and said, β€œWindow or aisle?” I laughed in her face and replied, β€œWindow or you’ll what?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nandos677
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Melinda was completely shook by her divorce. She had to see a therapist

She said to her therapist: "I feel like I am trapped in a room with no windows and gates"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Esmeralda_i
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2021
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I saw a pet shop selling cats from Holland this morning

So I walked in and asked them....

..... How Dutch is that Moggie in the window!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stoatwobbler
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2021
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Did you hear that Bill and Melinda Gates are getting divorced?

He threw her out the Windows. He Excels at that. He wants a Word with his lawyer. He's PowerPointing her to the door. I guess they just weren't on each other's Teams.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/clutchdeve
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2021
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Never fart in an apple store

They don't have windows

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bijkeh
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2021
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How do you keep a computer cool?

Use Windows.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bay-to-the-apple
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2021
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Today I got out-dad joked by a 2 year old

I asked my daughter if she was hungry and she said "No, I'm Charlotte".

I'm so proud of her, but also I had been waiting to do the whole hi hungry, I'm dad bit to her when I thought she was old enough to get it. Now I feel like I've missed that window

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If the air conditioning in your car dies, you just need some WD-40.

Windows Down - 40mph

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πŸ‘€︎ u/baxter8279
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2021
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Jim Morrison was standing in front of the television as a child, blocking his father's view of the game.

His father shouted, "Jim! You make a better Door than a window!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stupidlyugly
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2021
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My Dad just said this one in the drive-thru not 2 minutes ago

First Window staffer, who takes the payment: "Hi, it's $7.30 (said like 'seven-thirty')

My Father: "No it's not, it's only 1 o' clock"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thefishwhisperer1
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2020
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Window installer

Never get in a fight with a window installer

They'll bring the pane!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cneuf802
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2021
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Apple is designing a new car.

But they’re having trouble installing windows.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Merlin-5
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2021
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What invention allows us to see through walls?

Windows!

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Mum: an apple a day keeps the doctor away

Son at shops the next day: Mum, can we get that box of apples? Mum now pretty confused: why honey? Son: I kinda kicked my football through the doctors window

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πŸ‘€︎ u/UsyPlays
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2021
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Two men were caught in a severe storm

John saw a tornado out the window of Frank’s house and said to Frank

β€œJesus man! that’s an F5! We gotta get to cover Frank!”

Tornado rapidly approaches within 100 yards

John was looking for the cellar door and found 2 different ones

β€œFor Fuck’s sake Frank which is the best cellar!?”

With the tornado bearing down on them, Frank sprang into action and grabbed the latest James Patterson novel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dudemansick
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2021
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What do you after an Apple turns bad?

You open windows.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Di_Ma_Re_Bra
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2020
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I just put gas in the car

You might want to crack a window

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SpaceDBoogie
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2021
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Have you been to an apple store? You can't breathe in there.

There's no Windows.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2020
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β€œCan you help me with the curtains? I need to make sure the carpet matches the drapes.”

And THAT is a sexual in-your-window!

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Many years ago there was a vicious viking named RΓΌdoff.

RΓΌdoff was one of the best fighters in his village and a terrifying opponent on the battlefield. He would often return from battle, so drenched in his opponent's blood that he became known as "RΓΌdoff det rΓΈde", meaning "the red".

After years of wars, and regular battles, RΓΌdoff finally grew old, and decided that his fighting days were behind him. He became the best farmer that his village had ever known and people would travel from.far away to ask him about his crops and to predict the weather, as he was quite proficient at it.

One morning he wokeup, and looked out the window, the skys were clear and the sun was shining, but RΓΌdoff could feel the pressure in his old bones and battle scars

"It will Rain soon", he said to his wife while she made breakfast. She glanced outside and told him he was nuts, it was bright and sunny.

He simply hiked up his pants and reminded her:

RΓΌdoff The Red knows rain, dear.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/smoffatt34920
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2020
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John Travolta tested negative for coronavirus last night

Turns out it was just saturday night fever

(Taking advantage of a very narrow humour window!)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TwoAdenine
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On the eve of a record breaking cold winter night, a wife notices her husband run to the backyard with a bucket in his hand.

She grabs a cup of hot cocoa and watches through the window as he fills the bucket up with water and races from the back of the house all the way out to the front yard and out of sight. She bundles up and goes outside to get a closer look and sees that he’s cleared the snow from the sidewalk. She watches as he takes his bucket of water and pours it out on the cold concrete. She’s puzzled for a second and then says:

Icy, what you did there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotMetheThree
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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The other night at dinner we were discussing the Apple/Hyundai teamup when...

...my oldest asks, "If they make an Apple Car, will it still have windows?"

I was so proud.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iiooiooi
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2021
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BR EAK ING NE WS....'Bill Gates has agreed to pay for the finishing of Trumps Wall."

(on the condition he gets to install Windows in it)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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A state trooper pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway

Glancing at the car he was astounded to see that the elderly woman behind the wheel was knitting

The trooper crank down his window and yelled to the driver β€œpull over”

β€œNo!” yelled the woman β€œit’s a cardigan”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crazyfortaco
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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Why did the kid get a virus on his computer?

His windows was cracked.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crazyflyingroomba
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2020
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What kind of dough is see through?

Window

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πŸ‘€︎ u/callmefinny
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2020
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Why do astronauts use linux?

Because they can't open windows

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anukrit_Subedi
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2021
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Why do astronauts use linux?

Because they can't open windows

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πŸ‘€︎ u/beshisaurus
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2021
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Why do astronauts use Linux?

Because you can’t open Windows in space.

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Why do astronauts use linux?

Because you can't open windows in space.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/adfunk101
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2021
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If Apple made a car

Would it have Windows?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lipisko
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2021
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Why should you not fart in Apple store?

Because there are no windows.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chihiro_yoru
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2021
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A Viking named Rudolph the Red

One night a viking named Rudolph the Red was looking out the window when he said, β€œIt’s going to rain.” His wife asked, β€œHow do you know?” He said, β€œBecause Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-Tigger
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2021
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You shouldn't fart in an Apple store,

They don't have Windows...

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