A list of puns related to "Windows 8"
Because windows 7, 8, 9
Because 7 ate 9.
My boss literally just got us with this one, and he'd heard it from someone else in IT.
seven eight nine
"Oh, is it running... to catch up with my Mac?"
"No."
"Because it's so fast?"
"Stop."
My dad, everybody.
because you can't open windows in space.
Cop: "Do you think I am stupid ? I can see you through the window."
Mee: "You are not coming in."
Cop: "I don't want to come in. I want you to step out of your car !!"
She looked me dead in the eye and said, “Window or aisle?” I laughed in her face and replied, “Window or you’ll what?”
my wife: ...
me: Well?
my wife: it's really not funny anymore
me: [smacks window] BUT HOW YOU LIKE THEM APPLES?
my wife: this was supposed to be a peaceful tour of the orchard
Use Windows.
Windows Down - 40mph
His father shouted, "Jim! You make a better Door than a window!"
I asked my daughter if she was hungry and she said "No, I'm Charlotte".
I'm so proud of her, but also I had been waiting to do the whole hi hungry, I'm dad bit to her when I thought she was old enough to get it. Now I feel like I've missed that window
First Window staffer, who takes the payment: "Hi, it's $7.30 (said like 'seven-thirty')
My Father: "No it's not, it's only 1 o' clock"
Never get in a fight with a window installer
They'll bring the pane!
Son at shops the next day: Mum, can we get that box of apples? Mum now pretty confused: why honey? Son: I kinda kicked my football through the doctors window
But they’re having trouble installing windows.
Windows!
John saw a tornado out the window of Frank’s house and said to Frank
“Jesus man! that’s an F5! We gotta get to cover Frank!”
Tornado rapidly approaches within 100 yards
John was looking for the cellar door and found 2 different ones
“For Fuck’s sake Frank which is the best cellar!?”
With the tornado bearing down on them, Frank sprang into action and grabbed the latest James Patterson novel.
You might want to crack a window
You open windows.
And THAT is a sexual in-your-window!
There's no Windows.
Rüdoff was one of the best fighters in his village and a terrifying opponent on the battlefield. He would often return from battle, so drenched in his opponent's blood that he became known as "Rüdoff det røde", meaning "the red".
After years of wars, and regular battles, Rüdoff finally grew old, and decided that his fighting days were behind him. He became the best farmer that his village had ever known and people would travel from.far away to ask him about his crops and to predict the weather, as he was quite proficient at it.
One morning he wokeup, and looked out the window, the skys were clear and the sun was shining, but Rüdoff could feel the pressure in his old bones and battle scars
"It will Rain soon", he said to his wife while she made breakfast. She glanced outside and told him he was nuts, it was bright and sunny.
He simply hiked up his pants and reminded her:
Rüdoff The Red knows rain, dear.
She grabs a cup of hot cocoa and watches through the window as he fills the bucket up with water and races from the back of the house all the way out to the front yard and out of sight. She bundles up and goes outside to get a closer look and sees that he’s cleared the snow from the sidewalk. She watches as he takes his bucket of water and pours it out on the cold concrete. She’s puzzled for a second and then says:
Icy, what you did there.
...my oldest asks, "If they make an Apple Car, will it still have windows?"
I was so proud.
Turns out it was just saturday night fever
(Taking advantage of a very narrow humour window!)
Glancing at the car he was astounded to see that the elderly woman behind the wheel was knitting
The trooper crank down his window and yelled to the driver “pull over”
“No!” yelled the woman “it’s a cardigan”
(on the condition he gets to install Windows in it)
His windows was cracked.
Because they would have to install Windows on it
I guess that's why they call it window pain.
It had Windows
It forgot to close its windows.
When the cop got to my window he said “I’ve been waiting on you all day”
I said “I got here as fast as I could”
Because they can't open windows
Because they can't open windows
Because you can’t open Windows in space.
Because you can't open windows in space.
Because there are no windows.
One night a viking named Rudolph the Red was looking out the window when he said, “It’s going to rain.” His wife asked, “How do you know?” He said, “Because Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”
They don't have Windows...
they don't have windows!
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