What will you call it if an immigrant starts arguing with a priest?
What do you call a friend who will even go for a walk with you in the rain to listen to your worries?
A rainbro
(Recommended soundtrack for this joke: Bob Marley: Sun is shining. You’ll see why)
If you have bee hive at your house, and you call a local bee keeper to take them away, the Bee keepers will thank you for the FreeBees.
Was so proud of my boys. I just asked them what we should call the can opener that just broke. I’m an instant they said, “A can’t opener?” They will be good dads someday!
A pic for anyone who wants to see it:
https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/lum6ev/so_if_this_is_broken_would_it_now_be_a_cant_opener/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
And they will call it the “I-Kia”
What will you call a football club of Chickens?
what do you call a tree that will never give you up, never let you down, never gonna run around and desert you?
Why do you call the guy that’s afraid a pear will annoy him at any time?
How will you call "The hot ones" members when they will die?
In the future, historians will call 2020 the Hindsight year because we have clearly seen it all
In 14 years there will be a generation we can call quaranteens
I found out why Jaromir Jagr will never call when he's playing poker
What do you call a serial killer that will argue with you til you die?
For prom, high school seniors will have to video call each other
They need to practice social disdancing.
What do you call a banana that's underripe today, but will be good to eat tomorrow?
What will you call two quizzers having a date in spain comic con?
So Donald Trump (or "the Don" as some call him) has realized that illegal immigrants must be deported at night so that no one will see them leaving and complain...
The problem, however, is that there isn't enough light for the immigrants to find their way back to Mexico. Because of this, the Don institutes his "Early Light" plan in order to give the immigrants a way to see. One immigrant, Jose, is partially blind, so they are wondering if the "Early Light" program will still allow him to see. The ask him: Jose can you see by the Don's "Early Light."
Do they call the first episode of a show the pilot to see if it will take off?
What will you call two people working together in Australia?
What do you call a cow who performs feats so amazing they will be remembered for generations?
In the future, what will we call robots that are programmed to act like grandma?
Tom Scott Joke: What do you call a timer set for when the title track of Europe's 1985 album will be played for the last time?
Its the final Final Countdown countdown.
I will call you later.
Don't call me later, call me Dad.
Receptionist at my doctor's office: "Someone will call you shortly "
Me: "I prefer to be called 'Robert'"
What do you call a chicken that calculates how long it will take to cross the road?
What do you call a pokemon that will always have your back?
If we have 707, 808 and 909 drum kits, I invented a new drum kit that all involves tin cans and will call it
what do you call Queens farts? (Brits will know)
What do you call an Australian that will only eat short-grain rice?
I was waiting in line for my tickets to the LA Phil last night when the box office staff asked "is everyone in this line here for Will Call? This is the line for Will Call."
To which I replied, "No, I'm here for Beethoven. Who the heck is Will Call?" Worth it for the few 'extra air out of the nose' laughs I got from the three people around me.
What do you call a country that will always have the most dams?
What will we call Iceland in 30 years?
What do you call a banana that will be ripe tomorrow?
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