That’s Wilde!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/OutatimeBTF1985
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2019
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Olivia Wilde

...but Gene Wilder.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xJohnnyQuidx
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2020
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Looks like he had a Wilde time
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πŸ‘€︎ u/nerdybean02
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2020
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An Oscar Wilde card contender.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2019
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Every time I make a poop joke, Oscar Wilde rolls in his grave.

I should probably stop pooping there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2018
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Talking to my wife about needing new clothes and a wild pun appeared!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/GonzoUCF
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2017
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A Wild Pun Appeared!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sergeoff
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2013
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New Years celebrations are pretty wild

But Chinese New Year is its own animal

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boolean_buffalo
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2022
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A Wild Sqwordle Appears! [OC]
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πŸ‘€︎ u/abowersock
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2022
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When it comes to spotting puns in the wild, I’m well trained.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheDorkKnight53
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2021
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Dad jokes in the wild: I was shopping at a grocery store and a young kid was restocking bricks of butter, and he dropped a couple right in front of me…

I said β€œwoah, Butter fingers!”

I was pushing my daughter in a stroller and The young girl he was working with snorted and said β€œat least you’re a dad, you’re allowed to make bad jokes”

Proud moment.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2021
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What do you call a religious Wild African Zebra?

Prey

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrHivesPHD
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2022
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My wife and I think about wild cats all the time.

I'm not sure if they think about ocelot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/incredibleinkpen
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2021
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I grew up in a really rural environment and my dad always wanted me to embrace eating wild game. His strongest argument was how much money could be saved by eating deer rather than beef, especially deer testicles.

β€œThey’re the cheapest meat you can find, boy. You can always find them under a buck.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mlucasr
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2022
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What does Will Smith turn into when he lives in the wild?

Will Ferrell

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2021
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Dad joke in the wild

We have two couches in the living room. My son is standing next to one talking to his sister

Son: have you seen my glasses?

Daughter: they are on the couch.

Son : which one?

Me: you're standing next to the couch, the other one is the sofa.

Son: what's the difference?

Me: the other one is so-fa away from you.

No laugh, just a stare of disappointment.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stevehrowe2
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2022
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I'm opening my new wild safari business

All my investors are adventure capitalists.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rudeflute
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2022
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A witness was describing a wild fight that lead to a shooting.

Prosecutor: "Was the victim shot in the fracas?" Witness: "No, it was just above that."

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2022
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The other day, I dreamt about a young horse that was so unruly. It refused to do anything during the day, but spent all of the dark hours being wild, running and fighting any other animals it could find.

It was a night-mare

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Forsaken-Pickle
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2021
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Found in the wild. It doesn't even need a title
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kapaajoe
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2021
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I really wanted my friend's wild party to go well, so I sent all the sexy people I know.

My thots and players go out to him

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CrabClawAngry
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2021
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Dad joke happening organically in the wild

My son: "Dad, I didn't get enough fries. Can I have some of yours?"

Me: "Sure, I'll trade you 1 of my fries for every 1 of yours."

Son: "That's a horrible deal!"

Me: "I don't know. It seems like an even trade to me."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MassGootz
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2021
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I tried to smuggle a wild animal out of Australia...

...but it Dingo as planned.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tom-kek
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2021
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I was in the woods, out hunting wild boar.

I had one in my sights, and I was about to pull the trigger, when suddenly the boar opened its snout and started singing beautifully.

That was its Schweinengesang.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/L3xicaL
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2021
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I had a WILD elevator ride this morning...

It was next level.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stayfroggy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2021
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[Meta] a lot of subs have their own acronyms - ie, LPT, ELI5…. I vote that we introduce β€œDJITW” to mean β€œdad joke in the wild” for those naturally occurring, completely organic dad jokes that present themselves in a real life situation.

I’m a real dad of 2 kids under 3 so I’m genuinely too tired to think of a funny way to wrap this up with a punchline. Sorry I really tried…. I guess my exhaustion is a-parent.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2021
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Wok on the Wild Side
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πŸ‘€︎ u/FlikkMeatwood
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2021
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A guy walks into Buffalo Wild Wings with his dog.

The waiter says, β€œSorry sir, no dogs allowed”.

Guy says, β€œWait, wait - this is a very special dog. Every time the Jets score a field goal he does this amazing trick.”

Waiter says, β€œFine, we’ll see….”

Jets score a field goal and the dog does this crazy double backflip.

β€œWowwww!!” the waiter says, β€œThat’s insane!!! What does he do when they make a touchdown?!?!”

β€œI don’t know…” the guy replies, β€œI’ve only had him for 7 years”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Daudelin1
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2021
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Spotted in the wild
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πŸ‘€︎ u/likipoyopis
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2021
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There’s a ceramics school for hippies that’s named after a wild African pig.

.

It’s called the Warthogs School for Hairy Potters.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fox_Fleet60
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2021
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There was this tramp…

One cold winter's morning he was walking along a country road, when he heard a cry for help from a nearby lake.

He turned to see a little girl struggling in the broken ice in the middle of the lake. She'd been skating and had fallen into the icy water. Without a moment's hesitation the tramp ran onto the ice and slipped and slided over to the little girl. He managed to pull her out without breaking the ice further and he carried her back to the road.

He took off his coat and wrapped the little girl in it and began looking for a car to flag down. A few moments later a huge chauffeur-driven limo pulled up, and who stepped out but the little girl's father - the mayor of the nearby town and a multi-millionaire.

"How can I ever thank you sir?" says the father after putting his daughterinto the warmth of the limo.

"Just name your price - I'm a wealthy man."

"Ahem, well ..." stammered the tramp "...eh I'm a little short of cash, perhaps you could help me out"

"Certainly" says the girl's father and he pulls out his wallet.

"Oh dear" says the father, "I don't carry much cash with me, I only have ten dollars - but come home with me and I'll get more from the safe"

"No! No!" says the tramp, "Why ten dollars is more money than I've seen in my whole life - that will be plenty".

"Well, if you insist" says the father - "now what will you do with your money?"

"Oh that's easy" says the tramp "I've not had a rest in 20 years. I think I'll buy myself a holiday"

"Well good luck" says the father, and he gets into the car and signals his chauffeur to drive home.

"Ten Dollars" thinks the tramp, "I'm rich! I'm rich!", and off he goes to the town, to buy himself a holiday.

He finds a travel agent, walks in - much to the disgust of the staff - and goes up to the desk.

"I'll have one holiday please!"

"Ahem, which holiday would sir like" asked the girl at the desk, forcing a smile.

"Oh, any holiday I don't mind" replied the tramp.

"Well how much money does sir have to spend on sir's holiday?"

"Oh lots - anything up to ten dollars"

"TEN DOLLARS!! You'll never get a holiday for ten dollars" says the girl incredulously.

"Oh dear" said the tramp, "and I was so looking forward to a holiday - I'll probably never get another chance - isn't there anything you can do?"

"Well I don't think so sir, but hold on and I'll check"

The girl goes into the back of the shop, and searches in the deepest, dustiest filing drawers she can find. There - to her amazement -

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FancyAlligator
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2022
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I guess people think I'm deaf, because I was reading the lyrics to Walk on the Wild Side out loud and some asked, "You read??" I said...

No, Lou Reed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pollo7
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2021
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Chat going wild
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Un_FaZed211
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2021
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Wild Falcons live to be about 13. So all the Falcons in the wild today were born in the 21st Century.

They're Millennial Falcons

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πŸ‘€︎ u/adfunk101
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2021
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How do you catch a wild hare?

>How do you catch a wild hare?

With hairspray.

>How do you catch a wild rabbit?

You dress in orange, make noises like a carrot.

>How do you catch a tame rabbit?

Tame way.

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To my wife with the kids in the back seat as we drove away from MIL: "Your mom's wild flowers from the spring have all bloomed and it looks like there's only one is left."

"I guess the lone hydrangea is all that remains."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gherkinstein
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2021
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What do you call it when someone wears cowboy clothes?

Ranch dressing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tomtom8293
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2021
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It turns out that 60’s rocker Steppenwolf was an assumed name.

He was born Toby Wild.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FicklePut3366
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2022
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Did you hear about Roger Daltrey and Pete Townshend breaking into an animal shelter and releasing a bunch of huskies into the wild??

Turns out it was The Who that let the dogs out

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πŸ‘€︎ u/No-Dane-No-Gain
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2021
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A wild turkey chased me into my truck last week.

Pretty fowl attitude if you ask me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Baron_von_Nipple
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2021
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Need your help with Alcohol puns

Hey guys! I need your help. For a school project, I'm currently making a wild west saloon. Right now, I'm working on the bar and the beverage. What I would really appreciate is if you have ANY puns, jokes and references, when it comes to alcohol. I'm trying to put as many references on the bottles as I possibly can. If you have, please send me the joke/picture. Thanks in advance πŸ’™πŸ»

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nick_CZP
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2021
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What do wild pigs drink?

Boarbon

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πŸ‘€︎ u/incredibleinkpen
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2021
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I like to pretend that I have Tourette Syndrome so I can cuss in public. Today I went wild on a crowded elevator.

Yeah. It was wrong on so many levels.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2021
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I got sent to find an untamed ornithoid without cause.

It was a wild goose chase.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wade8080
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2021
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I tried wild ox milk

Turns out I'm yak-tose intolerant

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShadeTreeMechanix
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2021
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I NEED MOLE PUNS

I’m in Ap chemistry and I’m trying to think of some mole puns for a project, however I’m not very good at puns. Looking for really anything but Wild West theming is preferable. PLEASE HELP PUNSTERS

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ReactionNo6683
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2022
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