A list of puns related to "Western world"
"For drinking." replies the cop.
"Great" says the man. "When do we start?"
An Optical Aleutian
I’ll see myself out...
A happy uncle.
I saw it coming from a kilometer away.
Well it’s not a law it’s a mandate
He just can't part with it.
Because it’s not Stroganoff.
Evidently not two though
You get them VERY ANGRY
Feefiphobia
Edit: wow! I never expected this to reach such great heights..... Thank you for the awards, kind redditors.
I've just handed in my too weak notice.
The centaur of attention..... ill see myself out
I tried to look up lighters and all they had were 13,570 matches
Dude 2: “Brochure”
Quaranteens.
He said, “Wow, that’s the worst case of parking son’s disease I’ve ever seen.”
The horse says, "I don't think so," then disappears into nothing.
This is the point in time when all the philosophy students in the audience begin to giggle, as they are familiar with the philosophical proposition of Cogito ergo sum, or I think, therefore, I am. The classic philosophy put forward by René Descartes.
But to explain the concept aforehand would be putting Descartes before the horse.
So I called her Bluff...
But they didn’t planet.
It's because they drank the t
Atleast that's what she said in her diary.
Me: What did I say about slamming The Doors?
I don’t understand how she can feel that way.
It’s been repossessed
Count Draculas.
He just stands there applauding and saying “Ooh, I love how smooth it is”
If you ever accidentally smack your kid in the face and they say ow my eyes is blurry, or if they bump their face etc
Say “ah buddy u ok? Can u see? How many hands am I holding up?
Then proceed to hold up one hand with four fingers.
The kid will most often say 4. Then you make the dad face.
“4 hands!?!? Yah we might have a problem!”
Just in case there's a salad dressing
I can’t believe I’ve been saying it wrong my whole life
There were repercussions.
Because what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.
Put your hand in its pocket and tickle its balls.
Scissor me timbers!
Bartender says, “That will be $20.20.”
Pumpkin pi
But now I can look back and laugh.
A sketch pad
It was trivial per suit.
We were talking about in-breeding, and my friend who is an archaeologist was saying how we're all in-bred in some sense of the word because of a debated small group of people leaving Africa a debated amount of time ago produced most of the western world (or possibly didn't).
I watched on, waiting for the end of the conversation to say "Whatever... you're all in-bred but I'm in pizza"
The groans were instantaneous.
(Bonus: also a few days ago we were ordering indian and my friend was gonna get chicken korma but I warned him "Korma's a bitch".)
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