You come to the end of the road. North of you is the red house, west is the green house, east is the blue house. Where is the white house?
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︎ May 11 2021
Met a beautiful girl over Spring Break in Mexico, but she constantly talked about the end of the world.
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︎ Apr 05 2021
I ended things with my communist girlfriend.
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︎ Apr 10 2021
Why did the non-binary prospector head out West?
Because there was gold in them/their hills!
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︎ Feb 02 2021
A lot of the jokes on this sub are just terrible, but at the end of the day...
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︎ Apr 20 2021
I tried googling tips to stop procrastinating but I ended up reading about photography
Turns out I canβt focus!
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︎ Apr 18 2021
I had to break up with this girl who just would not stop counting.
I wonder what sheβs up to now.
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︎ Apr 04 2021
Apparently, Kanye West has ended his Presidential campaign.
And just shortly after starting it too. But you know how the saying is: "Yeezy come Yeezy go".
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︎ Jul 16 2020
A friend of mine is quite well known for sweeping girls off their feet.
Heβs an extremely aggressive janitor.
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︎ Apr 18 2021
Breaking News: Archaeologists believe that they've uncovered a cache of pencils that belonged to William Shakespeare. A spokesperson for the dig said they're so badly chewed on the ends,
we can't tell if they're 2B or not 2B.
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︎ Apr 23 2021
saw a girl with a tattoo of a tree on her breast, seems like it would be painful...
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︎ May 08 2021
A lot of conflicts in the Wild West could have been avoided....
....had the Cowboy architects just made their towns big enough for everyone.
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︎ May 02 2021
How do you get a farm girl to like you?
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︎ Feb 26 2021
At the end of the physics lecture, I asked my professor, βWhat happened before The Big Bang?β
He said, βSorry. There is no Time.β
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︎ Jan 30 2021
A girl named Autumn tried to prank me.
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︎ Apr 18 2021
What starts with W and ends with T?
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︎ Apr 02 2021
You know, out West they're started to ban those big round bales of hay you see in that field over there..
.... The cows aren't getting three square meals a day.
(Also, to those who tell dad jokes at every opportunity, I really appreciate you. As a person who grew up without the joy of a pops embarrassing me with terrible jokes, I was always bewildered by the stereotype. Recently though, I've been taking a microeconomics course I was dreading having to take and my professor has "big econ dad" energy. There's a joke every few minutes in his lectures and they give me the energy to keep going. You are appreciated. Even if your kids, spouse, partner, friends, strangers groan at you, undoubtedly someone out there really appreciates your goofiness).
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︎ Apr 14 2021
Why do people from West Russia take their time in the bathroom?
Because you don't wanna be Russian while European
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︎ Apr 27 2021
What begins with the letter W and ends with the letter T
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︎ Feb 20 2021
How do you get a country girlβs attention?
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︎ May 14 2021
Today I learnt what Yoda was short for,
Because he's got little legs.
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︎ May 04 2021
How do you know when youβve contracted West Nile Virus?
When you start walking like an Egyptian.
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︎ Apr 19 2021
I had a friend in the publishing industry who made calendars, but I had to end our friendship
He was always getting hung up on little things, and telling me that our days were numbered. I've turned the page.
I hear he's dating someone now though.
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︎ Apr 28 2021
That didnβt end well
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︎ Mar 29 2021
What starts with T, ends with T, and is full of T?
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︎ Apr 23 2021
Do bad punsters end up in the jeerafter?
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︎ Apr 29 2021
Two big girls walk into a bar
Two big girls walk into a bar
They order drinks, in a thick accent.
"You two ladies from Ireland?" asks the bartender.
Offended, one of them replies *"Wales!"*
"Oh I'm so sorry," says the bartender, "Are you two whales from Ireland?"
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︎ May 04 2021
You know that it's always the boys raised by single moms that end up with Dad Bods.
They always wanted a father figure.
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︎ Mar 30 2021
By the end of today
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︎ Apr 02 2021
I just hooked up with a reclusive girl on Tinder...
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︎ May 07 2021
My psychiatrist says I have an unhealthy obsession with revenge.
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︎ Apr 25 2021
Went out last night and scored with this girl really easily
Guess she just wasnβt a keeper
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︎ May 15 2021
I remember standing in solitude, at the end of the long landing overlooking the Pacific Ocean - this disembodied voice was urging me to jump, so I did...
I never could stand up to pier pressure.
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︎ Apr 21 2021
I tried skipping rope. But I ended up being tied up.
That was knot my intention.
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︎ May 08 2021
What do mice have on their rear ends?
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︎ May 10 2021
During the French Revolution thousands of people met their end with the blade of the guillotine, including King Louis XVI
He should have quit while he was a head
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︎ May 11 2021
Last Halloween a girl dressed as the grim reaper came to my door with messy hair and asked me politely to fix it.
That night, I had a brush with death.
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︎ May 11 2021
My 8 year old sons joke today. Whatβs a girls favorite unit of measurement?
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︎ Apr 15 2021
I met a girl on Reddit and it ended in Pokemon puns
A few days ago I met a really cool girl on Reddit and then this happened. I asked and she is ok with me sharing it.
Puns here: https://imgur.com/a/8BOsNgn
Forgive my spelling but it was like 6am
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︎ Jul 26 2020
How to tell which end of a worm is the head?
You tickle it. The end that laughs is the head.
Credit: My 7y.o nephew
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︎ Apr 20 2021
How do you make the number one disappear?
You add "g" and it's GONE
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︎ Apr 22 2021
My dad always said, β Find a girl with an embarrassing tattoo and try to convince her to marry you.β
βShe knows how to make bad decisions and stick by them.β
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︎ Mar 26 2021
Where does bad light end up?
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︎ Apr 11 2021
I got rear-ended by a rental car today
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︎ Mar 29 2021
If the end of the world happens, I want it to be hailing taxis.
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︎ Mar 18 2021
I like to shit at 11:59pm and end at 12:05 am
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︎ Mar 12 2021
I used to date a Welsh girl who had 32 Dβs
It was a ridiculously long name
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︎ Apr 19 2021
Why did the non-binary prospectors head west?
Because there was gold in them/their hills
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︎ Apr 04 2021
Do you know how to get a farm girl to like you?
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