After watching me read “War and Peace”, my son asked me, “Dad, why is the book so thick?”

Me: Well, it’s ......a long story.

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Her: Why is it that you have a copy of “War and Peace sitting on the table for days?”

Me: It’s a long story.

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I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in 20 minutes.

Sure its only three words, but for me that's an improvement.

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Dad: What's your favorite book?

Me: War and Peace.

Dad: No, you can only choose one.

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A young woman was rummaging through her grandmother’s belongings, and she came across a mysterious lamp. Upon rubbing the lamp, Rick Astley appeared before her and said, “I will give you three wishes.”

A young woman was rummaging through her grandmother’s belongings, and she came across a mysterious lamp. Upon rubbing the lamp, Rick Astley appeared before her and said, “I will give you three wishes.”

She thought for a moment and said, “For my first wish I would like to end world hunger.” “An admirable request. Consider it granted!” Rick said.

“For my second wish, I would like world peace.” “Ah, this is a very difficult request, but it has been done. And for your final request?”

She thought for a moment and decided to make this a selfish wish. “As a movie buff, I would like a copy of every movie in the world in my own private collection.” The genie a bit taken back . . . . paused and said, “This I cannot do . . .” “Why!?” The women exclaimed. “ You can fix world hunger and end all wars, but you cannot complete this simple task?!” The Genie looked away and said, “I can, but your collection will not be complete . . . you see . . . I’m never gunna give you Up!”

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