my wife

My wife accused me of achieving nothing so I told her, 'Well I won the Leslie Nielson award at school.'

'What's that?', she said.

'It's a big building with kids in it.'

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What do you sleep on, sit on, & brush your teeth with?

A bed, a chair,. & a toothbrush

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