A list of puns related to "WENT"
The kid behind the counter said, sorry we only take cash or credit cards
He said "I don't think that's a weakness"
"Well I don't give a f* what you think"
I guess I have to keep holding it.
"That's M'Shell on my back!"
The zoo told me it was bread in captivity.
I bought 2
I pulled a mussel.
The only animal they had was a dog. It was a shitzu.
"No, I always dress like this", I replied.
I asked him if he’s okay. He said, “Yeah, I’m great!”
There was no Escape.
Then it dawned on me
I can't log out.
It was great. She’s a keeper.
Turns out I have stereo.
I asked him about it and that was a mistake. He just kept droning on and on!
He just can't part with it.
I guess he got a promotion for being the only one outstanding in his field
Unfortunately, they all came out pretty grainy. One of them you could barley make out.
There was literally nothing Dubai.
I decided never to go back because they had zero forks to give.
He found his way to the men's department where a young lady offered to help him. "Quiero calcetines," said the man.
"I don't speak Spanish, but we have some very nice suits over here," said the salesgirl. "No, no quiero trajes. Quiero calcetines," said the man.
"Well, these shirts are on sale this week," declared the salesgirl. "No, no quiero camisas. Quiero calcetines," repeated the man.
"I still don't know what you're trying to say. We have some fine pants on this rack," offered the salesgirl. "No, no quiero pantalones. Quiero calcetines," insisted the man.
"These sweaters are top quality," the salesgirl probed. "No, no quiero sueter. Quiero calcetines," said the man.
"Our undershirts are over here," fumbled the salesgirl, beginning to lose patience. "No, no quiero camisetas. Quiero calcetines," the man repeated.
As they passed the underwear counter, the man spotted a display of socks and happily grabbed a pair. Holding them up he proclaimed, "¡Eso sí que es!"
"Why didn't you just spell it in the first place?!" yelled the salesgirl.
The Dentist said: "Wow your teeth are disgusting."
The man cried
Then..
The Dentist said: "Geez.. you don't have to be that sensiteeth."
Didn't surprise me, considering how cold tinnitus.
(I'll see myself out)
Audi partner.
It made Joe lean, Joe lean, Joe lean, Joe lean!
It wasn't very long so my time there was brief.
Down south in the backwoods. Along my way I met a friendly family that took me in for the night. Despite being impoverished they insisted that I stay the night and have dinner.
When we had dinner it seemed they were serving a kind of stew. Quite aromatic. I asked them what it was and the reply I got was “It’s Ma’s Soup Y’all.” I shrugged my shoulders and started to eat. The food was good of course but the meat was quite gamey. So I asked what type of meat it was?
‘Possum.
I ended up getting a motorcycle.
He left a trail of deduction in his wake
It didn't work.
Even the cake was in tiers.
i now stand corrected
As we were leaving, wife says "Gee, they have a lot of feral cats." I said "Surprised they don't have a lot of feral rabbits." HUH? Because of all the hops they use!
It was a real pane in the ass.
It’s a bit far fetched.
She went up to the counter and said "buk" The librarian handed her a book and she left. Five minutes later the chicken returned to the counter and said "buk buk", got 2 books and left. This went on about six or seven times before curiosity got the better of the librarian and she decided to follow the chicken outside to the park with a pond in the middle. The chicken threw the latest book to a frog sat on a Lilly pad in the middle of the pond and shouted "BUK!" The frog looked at it and said "Reddit"
Our relationship went downhill fast.
Not sure whose it was, but it's mine now.
The fourth couldn’t afford to because she was Po.
As he arrived, he decided to go fishing, so he did. But tragedy struck and his boat hit a rock, making a hole. The man, as anyone would do, called the coast guard and yelled "IM SINKING IM SINKING!"
the German Coast Guard casually replied, "what are you sinking about?"
It had lots of diversity
Bison
Pretty sure it was bread in captivity.
The keeper said it was bread in captivity
It really made Joe lean, Joe lean, Joe lean, Joe leannnnnnn.... 🎶
The zoo keeper told me it was bread in captivity.
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