A list of puns related to "Vredefort crater"
I was just bedtime reading about the crater and in one article it said debris could be found as far south as Montana. Is it possible to found in areas on the other side of the world now due to how long ago the impact occurred? (Just a casual enjoyer of knowledge so enlighten me please)
I'm on my second walkthrough, having fun with the little details. Like finding on a US map what would be the real name of cities and settlements.
But for Capital knot city, I don't get it :Deadman says its Sudbury, but google tells me sudbury is in ontario, Canada, and I don't find a single place called sudbury in US. On the other hand, Capital Knot City is obviously a Big city with skyscrapers at the exact place of where the damn capital of the USA is, Washington DC.
So what's the deal with sudbury ?
Also he mention a name, somethin like Vendenberjlkqs, for the name of central knot City (the one destroyed in the prologue). Anyone got the right name, and know if its a real place ?
Thanks.
It is a position that is set to start as early as possible next year in Cape Town, South Africa. The position is for a digital geology position, which will focus on making photogrammetric models of various geological sites. Much of this will focus on the impact craters of South Africa, including the Vredefort and Tswaing impact craters. A background in planetary science would definitely be useful. We had a candidate selected for the position, but he has backed out at the last minute. As a result, we have funding set to start in January, but nobody to claim it!
PM me for questions and details. Thanks!
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
BamBOO!
Theyβre on standbi
A play on words.
My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.
Pilot on me!!
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