Voodoo Puns

A list of puns related to "Voodoo"

My friend said he made a voodoo doll of me.

I think he's pulling my leg.

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👤︎ u/arch_nemesis420
📅︎ Sep 30 2020
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OK here goes: who is the Voodoo god of delivery drivers?

Baron Sameday

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👤︎ u/tillmonkey
📅︎ Feb 13 2019
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What do you call a voodoo live stream

Twitch Craft

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👤︎ u/theDwarfed
📅︎ Dec 17 2018
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How did the witch-doctor label his voodoo dolls?

With a Black-Magic marker.

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👤︎ u/Stuewe
📅︎ Apr 09 2016
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My wife yelled from upstairs and asked ...

"Do you ever get a shooting pain across your body, like someone's got a voodoo doll of you and they're stabbing it?"

I replied " No ..."

She responded: "How about now?"

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👤︎ u/growupyall
📅︎ Sep 05 2020
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My buddy said he made a voodoo doll of me

I think he’s pulling my leg

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👤︎ u/ReallyWasAvailable
📅︎ Jul 28 2020
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my son made a voodoo doll of me

I think he’s pulling my leg

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👤︎ u/imkindaspiffy
📅︎ Jul 28 2020
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My friend said that he made a voodoo doll that looks just like me..

I think he's pulling my leg..

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👤︎ u/DanGlerrBOY89
📅︎ Apr 08 2020
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The wife yelled from upstairs

Hunny, do you ever get a shooting pain like someone has a voodoo doll of you and they are stabbing it? I said no. She said How about now?

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👤︎ u/mycorona69
📅︎ Sep 10 2020
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My wife just screamed...

...from upstairs and asked "Do you ever get a shooting pain across your body, like someone's got a voodoo doll of you and they're stabbing it?"

Sound concerned, I replied, "No..."

She responded, "How about now?"

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👤︎ u/originalmango
📅︎ Apr 23 2020
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