Venus de Milo Puns

A list of puns related to "Venus de Milo"

Which novel is Venus de Milo's favorite?

A Farewell to Arms

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👤︎ u/varygoode
📅︎ Sep 24 2014
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I'm pretty sure my dad has only ever used his Facebook this once

I was in Paris and uploaded a photo I took of the Venus de Milo.

Dad: This guy looks pretty 'armless Me: oh dear Mum: besides which, I think it's a girl Me: the boobs give it away Mum: ya reckon?

Shut down, dad.

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👤︎ u/chuckleberrychitchat
📅︎ Aug 27 2013
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