A list of puns related to "Validation"
Am I right ?
I really need the validation.
Discus.
Mostly beef, chicken, and vegetable.
One day I hope to be a bouillonaire.
Guy was like, "Left side parallel, way to go."
I work in logistics and occasionally get great excuses for why truckers are late to deliver. Today a guy called in an explained he hit an alligator and blew out some tires. My buddy's response: "Sounds like he had a rare run in with the You'll Be Later Alligator. Unless it was actually an It'll Be Awhile Crocodile."
I chose "new" but they're all reposts... should be "knew" instead
They donβt like to work for peanuts.
The Crimea River
I told them it was called hop moskido.
This actually happened. Nobody laughed and no one I've told it to since has laughed. I think it's really funny and I need some validation. Help
"I like your new Jeep, but it's broken." I look at him confused. "It's in the parking lot pointing west. Shouldn't Compasses always point north?"
So for background, I work at McDonald's. I have to scan every Euro Bill 50 β¬ and up.
So one day a dad comes in with his two little daughters. He places his order and hands me a 50 β¬ bill. I scan it and scan it again and the machine won't recognize its validity, when the dad says:'That's odd, I JUST changed my printer's toner' Daughters facepalm other dads in line nod
Me: What time are you going to be home tonight?
Wife: Ten-ish.
Me: Okay. And what sport does Sean Connery like to play at the country club?
Wife: Ugh.
Well to be perfectly honest, in my humble opinion, of course without offending anyone who thinks differently from my point of view, but also by looking into this matter in a different perspective and without being condemning of one's view's and by trying to make it objectified, and by considering each and every one's valid opinion, I honestly believe that I completely forgot what I was going to say.
I have to go to the doctor for tests later and it's required that i drink 5 million gallons of water beforehand.
Dad: "Have you been drinking?"
Me: "I've been trying, but it's pretty difficult without a valid ID."
I went grocery shopping, and picked up some shampoo and conditioner. At checkout, the cashier hands me a coupon with my receipt.
>Cashier: "Oh hey, that coupon's valid for the same shampoo you just bought."
>Me: "Cool, I guess I better hairy up and finish these, then!"
>Cashier: β¦
Anyway, I'm banned from that grocery store now.
One dude got it, thus validating what I was doing.
I am on the city council and we had a workshop about why utility rates are lower inside the city compared to outside.
It came down to this:
Prefacing that I was a dad so I had to say it: I suggested the rational wasn't the most sound since "just because every other city jumped off a bridge, it didn't mean I wasn't going to jump off a bridge."
Mixture of groans and laughter.
Am I right?
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