I said to my wife, "They say that childbirth is the most painful thing someone can experience..."

"Now, maybe I was too young to remember, but I didn't think it hurt that much."

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I wonder what Christ's Investment Portfolio is like

His followers go on and on about how much Jesus saves... Religiously.... But I bet it's not an ungodly amount

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