Why can't your fingers agree unanimously?

Because the thumbs always oppose.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/hotsprings1234
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What is it called when the board of a company unanimously votes against?

A firm no.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Waphex
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Not a joke, just a thank you.

But seriously, thank you to everyone on this sub. I end my class periods with a joke of the day every day and I usually take them from here. There is never a day where the students don't unanimously sigh at the punch line!

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Got into a fight at the pub.

It was against my balance.

After 12 rounds the decision was unanimous.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/TommehBoi
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My girlfriend's dad is a coffee enthusiast, and also a huge proponent of the dadjoke

Her: "Dad why do you use the other grinder instead of the one built into the coffee machine?"

Dad explains that the other grinder is better because it's a burr grinder

Her: "What's different about a burr grinder?"

Dad: "It's really cold"

confused pause

Dad: "BRRRRR!!"

unanimous eye roll

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