3 Hilarious UE Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

Cheesiest pickup line ever. imgur.com/Z8XOEVy

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👤︎ u/dylwells

📅︎ May 20 2015

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Waking up after a night of drinking my girlfriend asked me to bring her some green tea to aid her hangover

I came back with this http://imgur.com/9KgUeRK

Dad jokes are the best medicine

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👤︎ u/deutschbag17

📅︎ May 25 2015

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Dad occasionally goes a little high brow...

"Did you hear about the actress who was cut from her role portraying Christine in the Phantom of the Opera for being a problem alcoholic? She was a drunk On-gin-ue!"

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👤︎ u/barthm1

📅︎ Nov 09 2014

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