A list of puns related to "Two Birds, One Stone"
So I killed two birds with one stone.
Dad and I were talking about something and it was getting fired up. In my moment of complete belief that I was going to destroy him I say. 'You know what?'
Dad : 'No i don't I haven't met him'
Killed two birds with one stone. Slipped a dad joke and told me to shut up in one sentence.
Killed two stones with one bird.
Him: "I just knocked out two birds with one stone, that's why I'm in management"
Me: 'That's why they pay you the big bucks'
Him: "No they're just regular dollars"
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