One kid wanted Dad to draw Bane... The other one wanted a turkey.. Decided to knock out two birds with one stone.. (X-post r/batman) imgur.com/VrlPxcE
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📅︎ Nov 25 2013
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I would kill to see a dead body.

So I killed two birds with one stone.

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📅︎ Oct 21 2019
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Dad got me with this one

Dad and I were talking about something and it was getting fired up. In my moment of complete belief that I was going to destroy him I say. 'You know what?'

Dad : 'No i don't I haven't met him'

Killed two birds with one stone. Slipped a dad joke and told me to shut up in one sentence.

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📅︎ May 06 2016
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The Rolling Stone’s jet hit a goose, killing the drummer and the bass player…

Killed two stones with one bird.

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📅︎ Feb 27 2018
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My boss laid this on me today

Him: "I just knocked out two birds with one stone, that's why I'm in management"

Me: 'That's why they pay you the big bucks'

Him: "No they're just regular dollars"

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📅︎ Jun 28 2015
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