A list of puns related to "Two Birds"
It’s a matter of a pinion.
Tweethearts
One says to the other “can you smell fish”
One can and I start tweeting, toucan and I have no egrets.
They were Basking Robins.
Turns out they were Portu-Geese
Peregrine falcons
The first bird said to the second bird "Do you smell fish?"
Edit: oh wow, platinum! TYVM!
Bird 1: what are we doing
Bird 2: we robin
Ik delivery couldve been better but leave me be best my hungover ass can do rn
Or nuns as they are more commonly clawed
...A pair of Velcrows obviously.
We suspect fowl play.
Vel-crow
Except the fowl ones...those don’t always land
Vet: I have no idea. It’s toucan fusing.
Bird 1 flies into a window. Bird 2 says, "Wow, that must have been pane-ful."
It was toucan fusing.
Fowl play was involved.
They were two toucans.
"Do you smell fish?"
With duck tape.
One says “Do you smell fish?”
One turns to the other and says, "Do you smell fish?"
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