A list of puns related to "One Stone and Two Birds"
Dad and I were talking about something and it was getting fired up. In my moment of complete belief that I was going to destroy him I say. 'You know what?'
Dad : 'No i don't I haven't met him'
Killed two birds with one stone. Slipped a dad joke and told me to shut up in one sentence.
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