Truman Puns

Weapons of mouse destruction.

So far i’ve got: Robin Banks, Ben Dover, Tera Dachtyl, Brock Lee, Justin Tyme, Hit M Hart, Claire Rigg, Al E Gator, Arty Fishel, Dinah Might, Rea Lystic, Grace Full, Tsui Saidel and Faith Truman

Truman.

My parents are preparing for a dinner party they are hosting.

Dad: We probably shouldn't put the glasses out just yet so the cats don't jump on the table and get hair in them.

Mom: Lets just turn them upside down.

Dad: They are cats honey, they will just get right back on their feet.