Why do I feel like his main value of her is just the fact she can pop out some babies?
Loren can be so annoying all the damn time though.
Look y'all are the ones who wanted two under two! So stop complaining all the damn time.
Also, you said Alexei can go to Israel...don't tell him he can go, and then bitch about it behind his back to your parents!
I also think a lot of this stems from the fact that Loren kinda lied to Alexei and his family about the whole tourettes thing...
EDIT: So far views are pretty split.
David & Annie: Plus Two
Five years ago, David and Annie tied the knot and created a happy life for themselves in the US. Now, they're returning to Annie's village in Thailand to bring home her brother and cousin and give them an opportunity for an education in America.
Show: After the 90 Days
Air date: January 10, 2022
Next episode: Gobble Gobble
Loren & Alexei: Two Under 2
Loren and Alex have their hands full raising their 1-year-old baby, and now they are getting ready to bring on baby number two. As if raising two under 2 wasn't stressful enough, Loren learns that Alex is going to Israel without her.
Show: After the 90 Days
Air date: January 10, 2022
Next episode: Look Who's Walking
Are you guys watching this? I think she's as annoying here as she was on their original season. She really can find just about any reason to be upset, can't she?
That's all. I am not a huge fan of her. I like them for awhile on PT but they got annoying there too.
#Meta
Yes I am (still) ripping of the Eyrie Open RP thread by /u/GreaterBlueEvil
TPing is allowed in the West so feel free to drop by and if you are passing through also feel free to swing by.
To get into the Castle's Outer ward you must pass up the path to the cliffs and be granted access through the gatehouse. To access the inner bailey, you must pass through a second gatehouse.
You can RP at the gates or choose not to but you must ping myself and the Knights of the Flaming Pyre claimant - if we had one.
Access to the Walled Town is given much more easily and you can enter at your liberty.
Only 6 MaA may enter the Outer Ward. Only 2 MaA may enter the inner bailey. Same limitations go for SC guards. Guards are not permitted to be apart from the guests they travel with unless staying in the barracks where they are housed. This doesn't apply if specifically given exception.
Access to the Lord's Suite, Heir's Suite, Tower of the Lights and Father Tower is restricted to those actually residing in these towers.
Prester Household Knights and Men-At-Arms (Red and White armour and a cloak) alongside the Dragoncloaks and the Knights of the Order of the Flaming Pyre (red plate armour, a red or orange cloak bearing a rank insignia, and often a helmet which is writhed in flame) guard Feastfires and protect its residents and guests. Household Guard are responsible primarily for protection of the Presters and wear Red and White armour and a red cloak clasped by an Ox-head brooch. The Dragoncloaks are responsible for the Castle's defence and particularly the Walled Town and Outer Ward. They wear red armour and red cloaks clasped with a dragon's head along with a helmet in the shape of a dragon. Knights of the Order of the Flaming Pyre are a knightly order sworn to protect the Prester family and can be identified by their red plate armour, orange or red cloak bearing insignia and a helm writhed in flame.
Rookery use is permitted but requires permission.
#Prester PCs
###Lord John Prester, 59
#####Casterly Rock or Feastfires
The Lord of Feastfires splits his time betwee his duties at Casterly Rock and Feastfires. The Lord has grown much older now and is happy to see his heir, Ser Jax, take on most responsibilities around the keep.
###Jax Gabriel Prester, 40
#####Feastfires
The heir to Feastfires has been the effective ruler of Feastfires for several years now, though some duties are shared with Lord John Prester who is kept busy in the Rock
... keep reading on reddit β‘Let me just preface this by saying I enjoy Alex and Loren. I think theyβre both pretty great people and have never really seen either of them do anything that disgusted me.
My girlfriend loves them and so she made me watch their show together and MY GOD is it boring. Who the fuck wants to watch a normal, healthy, functioning couple on TV just live their lives? Do they have such a following that TLC figured people will still watch despite the pretty much zero drama?
#CASTERLY ROCK
The ancestral seat of House Lannister could be described as a large slab of stone that had dropped carelessly from the heavens, its summit yearning to return once more, but bound by the harsh hands of gravity. It could be, but that would take away the sheerΒ aweΒ of the structure.
A better way to describe it, would be to tell a tale; Β the last of a dying breed, twice as tall as the wall was high, settling by the sea and watching the sun set. This time, the end of the sunβs journey echoed the end of its life. But the ground took pity on this noble lion, and reached up with hard yet gentle fingers, encasing it in a shell of stone, preserving it with a whispered promise;Β soon.Β But the earth grew still, its mind frayed and its will no longer enforced. And so, the lion within succumbed, death eagerly tapping its nose and leading it to the world beyond.
The shell, however, remained. Remained, though exposed. Violent winds whipped at it, rain drummed down heavily upon it and snow sought to smother it. The edges, the curves that had screamed the presence of a lion, were worn down by the ever grinding arrow of time, leaving nothing but hushed whispers.
And now, the children of Lann live within this relic of a golden age. Inside the carved halls, their luxurious apartments poised over a living, breathing city of workers and smallfolk. What better metaphor to describe the yoke over the poor the reach hold?
#DRAMATIS PERSONAE
Lannister PCs
King Loren Lannister (35)
Loren, married to Rohanne Lannister (former Crane) and blessed with five children, is a kind man and disinclined to show his anger unless pushed. He previously had his Hand and uncle, Ser Andros Lannister, handle a chunk of his kingly duties until he was made aware of House Tarbeck's tax avoidance, going back as far as half a decade.
Upon reshuffling his councilmen, Loren devotes more of his energy to keeping the kingdom afloat, while battling with demons of his own.
Princess Lorena Lannister (14)
Princess Jeyne Lannister (12)
Crown Prince Tyrion Lannister (10)
Princess Sarra Lannister (8)
Prince Gerold Lannister (5)
Prince Andros Lannister (62)
Prince Tommen Lannister (35)
Princess Alys Lannister (12)
Princess Johanna Lannister (8)
Prince Cleos Lannister (26)
Arron Lannister (2)
Princess Margot Lannister (24)
Princess Elayne Lannister (23)
Prince Kennos Lannister (15)
What was the purpose for the rehearsed responses for the after dinner quiz?
Now it would be funny if he went home and never came back...ππ
3rd Month 96 AD, the Kingdom of the Rock
Throughout the Westerlands, a new tale had been spreading, in the form of a rather catchy song.
Eventually, it made its way to all the keeps in the West, and some brave (and likely foolish) soul even sang it in Casterly Rock, the very seat of King Loren Lannister.
Oh, oh, the Lion Lord.
He takes his toys,
Back to his hoard.
More verses followed, each more daring than the last, poking fun at the Lion King's greed, the final verse culminating in:
Oh, oh, the Lion King.
He took his titles,
And held them well.
Loren kept them near, dear on a whim,
All the way, straight down to hell.
The Hall of Lann was where the King heard petitions and complaints from those with enough time and clout to be there. The hall itself was immense, the walls stretching far apart as if an invisible force repelled them.
Light tumbled through openings made in the cliff-side, and the air that raced to fill the room smell of the sea.
The high-backed throne of His Grace the King faced the large, oak double doors that beat his herald in announcing the arrival of petitioners and retinues. Upon this throne His Grace King Loren frequently sat, from the early hours of the morning to midday, ready to listen to the plight of his people pass his judgement.
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When heβs leaving to go to the airport and she keeps saying itβs her hormones. Loren puts on her sunglasses and says βthese hormonesβ I lost it. Sheβs being such a good wife supporting her husband so he can see her family and obv sheβs sad but sheβs being strong for him. True love
i just noticed and thought how random haha. loren doesnβt follow her back, do they have any sort of connection or do u just think lana thinks sheβs pretty lol? (also honeymoons gained 300k in less than a 24 hours omg)
Bann Loren is a minor lord of Ferelden. During the human noble origin, his wife and eldest son are visiting your castle. From conversations with them and his wife's lady-in-waiting, you may learn a number of things.
- Dairren is Bann Loren's eldest son, implying he has multiple sons. Despite being his father's heir, Dairren cannot hope for anything more than to rise in your father's service, accompanying him to battle and caring for his horse and armor like a glorified squire. This suggests his family's standing to be low indeed. BONUS! ALL NEW INFORMATION: - Dairren wanted to be a Chantry scholar, but his father wouldn't allow it.
- Bann Loren's estate is a small one; his manor is not half as large as your family's castle, so Iona and her daughter must live in the alienage
We then come to the Return to Ostagar DLC. Bann Loren is described as a minor lord "well-known and little-loved for the fluidity of his allegiances". His lands apparently supply much of the timber for the region. His men have tracked down an escaped prisoner from the bann's dungeon - one of King Cailan's honor guard - and mortally wound him before your eyes. The bann therefore appears to be in league with Loghain and acting to cover up what happened at Ostagar - perhaps this is what "little loved for the fluidity of his allegiances" is meant to convey. He shifted from being friends with your family (to the point of his heir being your father's dogsbody) to being friends with the faction that killed them- Never mind that Howe also killed his wife and eldest son.
Fast forward to Inquisition. Bann Loren (who refused to let his son join the Chantry) is described as a pious, unassuming man, who would never be involved in what's going on. A codex entry written by Bann Alfstanna talks about how the bannorn risks losing a "good man". Not bad for someone little-loved for his shifting allegiances. Yet it seems Bann Loren's manor, which is significantly smaller than Cousland Castle and has no room for two elves, is now a pretty nice castle on its own. Also, going by Bann Alfstanna's letter, it seems he has never recovered from the death of his wife and son, despite having allied with Loghain and Howe shortly afterwards. Where are his other sons? No mention or allusion is made.
Bann Loren in short is a most intriguing character, and assuming he is not dead (for we never found hide nor hair of him), I look forward to more information concerning this wonderfully enigmatic figure in fut
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I know this might be sorta irrelevant balance- and lorewise, but, hear me out...
A special attack for Kerillian's spear+shield, basically a "spartan kick". I mean, the Priest's punch is so much fun...why not? )
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David & Annie: Gobble Gobble
Trying to convince the elders in Annie's family that they'll be good guardians isn't going too well for David and Annie, so David tries to win them over by taking them on a family trip and finally making good on his overdue dowry.
Show: After the 90 Days
Air date: January 17, 2022
Previous episode: Plus Two
Next episode: The Runaway
Loren & Alexei: Look Who's Walking
Alex returns home to Israel for the first time in two years, leaving behind a pregnant Loren. As Alex happily reunites with family and friends for a cousin's wedding, Loren struggles with loneliness and taking care of their newly walking toddler.
Show: After the 90 Days
Air date: January 17, 2022
Previous episode: Two under 2
Next episode: Mommy and Me
