Frank: ...girl dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year's Day.
Jane Spencer: Goodyear? Frank: No, the worst. (Courtesy of Naked Gun)
Where do British communists buy their clothes?
At Marx & Spencer.
Dad at the breakfast table
Dad is sitting at breakfast table across from my brother and he grabs the newspaper. He turns it to a seemingly random page, looks up, and utters "Spencer, I see dead people". My brother goes to see the page. He turned it to the obituary section. Goddammit Dad.
