......... The Times are really Rough!!!
Sorry, forgot punctuation.
I’m giving up. Drinking till Christmas.
Because they 8-2 much
Patrick Debateman.
He said he utter-ly loved it!!
- that’s a Moray !
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Quick backstory, my Dad was rushed to the hospital last night with an acute pericardial effusion. Of course, we didn't know the cause at the time, so when the Doc came into my Dads room in the ER to tell him what's going on and what they were going to do, emergency surgery, this is how the conversation went...
Doc: Mr FloatyMcBoatFace's Dad, You have fluid building up around your heart, an Acute Pericardial Effusion, and we have to go to surgery right away to get that fluid out of there.
My Dad: Well, good thing it isn't an Obtuse Pericardial Effusion...
The entire family groaned. The Dr and Nurse couldn't help but laugh after a few seconds of what I assume was shock.
Anyway, he seems to be doing fine, he's still in the hospital under observation though.
How's Pizza gonna get a job now?
Now I have stable wifi.
The other sperm replies "A while, we've only just passed the tonsils"
She single-handedly changed his life.
No hesitation I say, “Tulips”
The stock itself will give you enough of a roller coaster ride.
Then I started feeling a little down.
She asked "Where did your pound land?"
me: why have we been eating casserole so much recently?
mom: because it's winter! and winter is casserole weather!
me: I thought it was chili weather...
My doctor has a lot of explaining to do.
Cut a hole in the ice and surround it with peas. When the polar bear walks up to take a pee kick him in the ice hole.
Just got home from a trip to McDonalds with my dad. The till worker's name tag was ivonna.
My dad catches on quickly with a big grin oh his face.
"Ivonna bacon swiss melt". ..........
Really?
http://youtu.be/Vuw_Lxal_v4
