Treet Puns

Treet plants with respect,

Or leaf them alone!

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📰︎ r/dadjokes

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👤︎ u/WoozyDragon

📅︎ Jan 05 2020

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The lumberjack loved his new computer. He especially enjoyed logging in.

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📰︎ r/puns

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👤︎ u/kickypie

📅︎ Jan 24 2021

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When people are treeted badly, after a point,

they just leaf.

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📰︎ r/puns

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👤︎ u/cobblecloth

📅︎ Aug 24 2018

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What do you call a really big tree?

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📰︎ r/puns

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👤︎ u/Waitingforlunch

📅︎ Oct 10 2018

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I have a very motivational Tree in my yard...

Every time I leave it yells out, "I'm ROOTIN' for ya!"

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📰︎ r/puns

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👤︎ u/Putmaster

📅︎ May 13 2013

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