My science professor said that he’ll show us his transistor.

We had no idea that Caitlyn Jenner and he were siblings.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2018
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Don't ever trust the outputs of transistors.

They're biased.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/diamondeyes18
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2017
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How many brothers do robots have?

None. They only have transistors.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/saltyLithium
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2021
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What do you call a priest who dresses in a nun's habit?

A Transistor

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EmperorOfFabulous
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2021
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finally got the logic
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Leaper29th
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2020
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I've just discovered I have a logic fetish...

I can't stop coming to conclusions.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2020
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Logically, the Pope’s aftershave should have a whiff of potpourri.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Axzavius
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2021
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Defeating Predators With Facts & Logic
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πŸ‘€︎ u/FFPOE
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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What is the difference between a radius and a diameter?

A radius.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/angrysandclock
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2021
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When I first heard the proposal to rename Oklahoma City after Ohio, I was confused as to why anyone would want that. But after hearing someone explain the logic behind it, I thought to myself:

OH, OK

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πŸ‘€︎ u/loosecashews
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2020
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Logical fallacies are annoying.

Therefore, people that don't know about them are annoying.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2020
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Dad: Why did the elephant climb the maple tree?

Daughter: (Studiously ignores him).

Dad: To eat some cherries.

Daughter: (Not looking up from her phone). Maple trees don't have cherries, Dad.

Dad: He brought his own.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RipKipley
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2020
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You can't fault kid logic

I asked my nephew how old his dad was and he replied "six". I said how can he only be six if you're six?

He said "because he's only been a dad since I was born"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Glurt
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2016
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My college roommate claimed that the more stoned he was, the more logical he became.

That was a wrong high pot thesis.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2019
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My gf complained about our loud neighbours

Me: Then be as loud as them, it will cancel each other out

Gf: what kind of logic is that?

Me: Sound logic

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sanscipher435
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2020
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Can argue with that logic i.reddituploads.com/6d618…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PutinIsBadAss
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2017
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If Nintendo made a tablet, what would they name it?

The Transistor (a Switch with no moving parts)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Asross627
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2018
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Left-brained thinkers mainly think in words using logic and facts.

Am I right???

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πŸ‘€︎ u/toastinturtl3
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2019
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What's yo momma's favorite logical fallacy?

Ad YourMominem!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kwahn
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2019
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A lot of people are shocked by the recent events in NASCAR

What is often characterized as a very conservative organization has taken a stance against racism. I'm not surprised at all though. To anyone who's been paying attention, from its very beginnings, NASCAR has always been veering to the left.

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Logic just released a second album less than 2 months after his previous one

Seems like its a... Logical thing to do

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SHZD_786
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2019
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Logic
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πŸ‘€︎ u/btcdarius
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2017
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Dissing white rappers just for being white is a logical fallacy...

ad homineminem

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RonPalancik
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2018
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I just heard about a new logical fallacy: the β€œad homonym” attack.

It’s not what it sounds like.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2018
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At the hospital they’re taking virus cases on a β€˜first catch’ basis...

It’s in a corona-logical order.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StretchSmiley
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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How many ears does Spock have?

The left ear, the right ear, and obviously the final front ear

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LoveThyLoki
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2020
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I got my son logic puzzles for Christmas

He needed some presents of mind

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the101wanderer
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2017
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Fun fact

Did you know, in high school, the rapper logic did the 100 meter dash, AND the 400 meter dash?

He's biracial

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr_midnightmare
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2020
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Played my dad "Everybody" by Logic

Dad: Who's this?

Me: Logic

Dad: Makes sense.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brettwilk
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2017
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What is Jar Jar's favorite kind of logic?

Naboolean Logic

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NOAHA202
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2016
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5yo logic

My SO and I were discussing getting a new car, and she recommends getting the car in her name. My son cracks this one in the back seat:

"Mom the car Whitaker...that's a weird name."

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So I was asking my brother how come he only uses his superpowers on my daughters

He said it’s because he only has telekinesis not telekinephews

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CaptainHalfrica
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2019
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Pokemon Pun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sokii
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2019
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I used to be a man trapped in a woman's body

Then I was born.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Maimonides_vii
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2018
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Digital Logic Dad-Joked

My professor had taught us about these doohickeys called multiplexers, which we sometimes also call "data selectors," in a previous lecture.

At the next lecture we had a review: he would draw a symbol and we would shout out what it represented, and he was hamming it up, acting like a game show host.

He drew a multiplexer on the board and asked the class, "what's this?" "A multiplexer!" some students called out. "Right! Now," says the prof, "what is another word for 'multiplexer'?" "A data selector!" someone answers correctly. But he looks like the student just blew the million-dollar question. "Hmm... 'a data selector'... no, I'm afraid notβ€”that's three words!"

His two young kids have probably learned not to ask him about what he teaches.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HerrDoktorHugo
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2014
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Pretty sound logic.

It's only "urine" until you pee, then it's "urout".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Undope
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2013
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No joke I just miss my dad. Happy fathers day in heaven dad dad daddy-o
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When I was little, my dad would ask me and all my friends this one. It took me a long time to realize it made no sense, but he still (15+ years later) insists that it's completely logical.

Q: What's the difference between a duck? A: One of the legs is both the same.

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Brother: "Why do we have a mouse-shaped fishing lure?"

Me: "So you can catch a catfish."

We were using my late dad's tackle box from the 90's. Only logical explanation is that I was controlled by his spirit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PrincessBukowski
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2020
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My dad has is baby granddaughter's best interest at heart, yet he's still logical.

While putting footie pajamas on my baby niece we realized she was too tall for them. My dad says, "Cut off her feet and they'll fit. She's young, she'll adapt."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lrnrae
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2013
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I've been pretty down on myself, I haven't been able to go to the gym.

I'm sure everything will work out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/j3fangorn88
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2019
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What type of blood do you give a pessimistic person?

B positive

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FlashHash
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2018
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I've just discovered that I have a logic fetish

I can't stop coming to conclusions

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MorgetGaming
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2019
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I have just discovered that I have a logic fetish,

I can't stop coming to conclusions.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2019
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