What is SpongeBob’s least desirable personality trait?

He’s too self absorbed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2020
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I tried learning about all the different kinds of aircraft but I quickly found out girls didn’t like that basic personality trait

They thought I was such a plane guy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notmyname3623
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2020
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Woke up with this joke from a dream I had last night. β€œWhat personality trait is the most cleansing?”

Good Moral Fiber.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lefthandedfreak
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2020
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I found out that missing eyebrows is an odd genetic trait in our family.

Dad didn't look surprised when I told him.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bigfoothobbit
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2019
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Me to my wife taking about our soon to be first child's genetic traits:

I don't understand how genes work...only shorts.

She didn't laugh

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honkygrandma
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2019
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So my father said I lacked "manly" traits

So he called me

"W/omanly"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dretland
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2014
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This story is about a man called Trevor, and his obsession with tractors.

Trevor loved tractors. And I mean, really loved tractors. Forget any obsessions or high-level interests you may have, chances are they pale in the face of Trevor’s love for tractors.

Every day Trevor would get up, in his tractor-themed bedroom in his tractor-themed house, with its tractor-themed wallpaper and tractor-themed carpets, and he would make his bed with its tractor-themed duvet and tractor-themed sheets. He would go downstairs in his tractor-themed pajamas into his tractor-themed kitchen, with its tractor-themed tiles and cupboards, and he would eat his breakfast while perusing the latest tractor-themed magazine or annual.

Trevors’s degree in Agricultural Engineering hung on his living room wall, along with a copy of his thesis, which centred around (you guessed it) tractors. The living room was decorated with all sorts of tractor-related trinkets, including die-cast models, paintings and drawings.

The hedges in Trevor’s front garden were trimmed in the shape of tractors. His lawn was vividly decorated with tractor-driving garden gnomes, and his garden furniture was constructed from various parts from vintage tractor designs.

Trevor just had one thing missing from his otherwise tractor-centric life; he had never actually owned, nor driven, a real tractor.

Not for his lack of trying, of course. Trevor had been to many tractor shows over the years, and visited many farms with friends of his, but none of the tractors he had seen had ever been quite right. Trevor was so knowledgeable about tractors that every single one he had come across had possessed some hidden trait that he wasn’t keen on. His first experience of driving a real tractor had to be perfect.

One day, Trevor was flicking through one of his favourite publications, Powertrain Quarterly, when there was a knock at the door. Trevor answered, and it was his friend and fellow tractor enthusiast, Jeff.

Trevor welcomed Jeff in, and over tea and crumpets served on tractor-themed crockery, they discussed the merits of aluminium drawbars and front-end loaders. Eventually Trevor pressed Jeff to explain the reason for his visit.

β€œWell” said Jeff, β€œAs I’m sure you know the convention comes to town later”.

The convention. Trevor had been thinking of little else the past three weeks. The neighbouring town annually threw a convention for farmers, particularly farmyard machinery. There would be combine harvesters, lawnmowers, and of course, tractors.

β€œYes of course” replied Trevor

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShredderSte
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2020
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Elon Musk is a good person because...

Tesla makes E-motional cars.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kones_6999
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2019
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Tea pun-packed poem for my mum's birthday card

It’s been oolong time since my mum was born,

About Six-tea years to date,

Chai as you might, you can’t possible list,

her cupious amazing traits

Her balanced demeanour

Her Kindness and (earl) grace,

rooibost sense of humour,

too many to name in this teany space,

to pekoe out just a few does not do her justice,

let’s not stir things up and cause more of a ruckus,

While this ode may be (chamo)miles away from a Maya Angelou,

It’s just an obnoxious way to say how very matcha I love you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gurlonreddit
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2019
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"Son, you're grounded," I said.

"What the hell!" he shouted.

I said, "Don't be angry, it's a good trait to have."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2018
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Siri makes dad jokes too
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πŸ‘€︎ u/wenzela
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2013
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I’ve got a friend who won’t stop painting people’s pictures

It’s a poor trait

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πŸ‘€︎ u/36chambersoffun
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2019
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With today being Friday the 13th, I just wanted to let you know that I don't believe in superstitions.

I'm an Aquarius, and that's not in our trait profile.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/J_for_Jules
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2018
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Art store sparring

Took my wife to the art store to buy a new easel.

Store employee, after carrying out the box: "Well that went easel-y"

Me: "You know, punning is a poor-trait"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Geekfest
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2014
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