A list of puns related to "To Helen"
...because you shouldn't put metric prefixes on Troy units.
When they handed her a basketball, she kept trying to read it.
Helen Killer
If you want credit go to Helen Waite
(Technically I haven't heard any joke before, but...)
I was telling my dad about tactile sign, which is what deafblind people use to communicate. It is like signing condensed ASL with someone's hands on yours, and it is what I plan on specializing in when I am a Certified Deaf Interpreter. He brought up Helen Keller and the conversation went as follows.
Dad: "But how many people can really do that? How many people could really communicate with Helen Keller?"
Me: "Well-"
Dad: "PROBABLY JUST A HANDFUL!"
I'm borderline convinced he deafened me as an infant in hopes that someday the set up for this joke would present itself.
No need to Helen, I don’t need a whole case of them. One dilla is plenty.
While out walking with the family we saw a bench with a dedication plaque. It read "In Memory of Helen, she walked these meadows with joy". Of course I had no choice but to remark "Why didn't Joy get a bench too?"
Cue involuntary snort of laughter from the wife. Mission accomplished.
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