A list of puns related to "Helen Keller"
Corduroy.
Me-Dad: βNope never seen her eitherβ.
She hasnβt
then a table, then a chair
It was Heaven-scent
...neither did she
I mean I would too if my name was βhnuuughβ
Cause sheβs dead
Would we say she had a fourth sense about things?
When they handed her a basketball, she kept trying to read it.
Neither did she.
They put a plunger in the toilet.
She was never Permitted.
Helen Killer
(Technically I haven't heard any joke before, but...)
I was telling my dad about tactile sign, which is what deafblind people use to communicate. It is like signing condensed ASL with someone's hands on yours, and it is what I plan on specializing in when I am a Certified Deaf Interpreter. He brought up Helen Keller and the conversation went as follows.
Dad: "But how many people can really do that? How many people could really communicate with Helen Keller?"
Me: "Well-"
Dad: "PROBABLY JUST A HANDFUL!"
I'm borderline convinced he deafened me as an infant in hopes that someday the set up for this joke would present itself.
Coworker A: β... then I was at the Helen Keller Institute.β Me: βThe Helen Keller Institute? Iβve never seen or heard of it.β Coworker B: βThat was horrible.β Me: βbut necessaryβ
... (flail hands and fingers wildly).
How come nobody heard her... ... she was wearing mittens!
Neither did she.
Because sheβs dead
Neither did she
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