Dozen tit??lol
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πŸ‘€︎ u/michellelee54441
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2020
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I was going to make a joke about this mahogany bird, but that would be so immature...wooden tit.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CrazyPenguin44
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2020
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What do you call the space between fake tits?

Silicon Valley

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ojesant
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2020
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You can’t spell advertisement without semen between the tits.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/y-a-s-h-a-s
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2020
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Today I met a girl with 12 tits today

Sounds weird, dozen tit?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Skrrrooch
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2020
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This place sounds like the tits!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Redwards2
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2019
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That's mys-tit-fying though

I once met a girl who said her boobs smelt like plastic. I just couldn't digest it

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2019
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Wooden tit
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DatJewishKiddo
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2019
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Yesterday me and my friend were chasing on discord,then someone in the server posted a slightly dirty meme. So my friend said "Improvise. Adapt. Overcum" which fits the meme well.. so I said "Cumon, you beat meato tits"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dagreifers
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2019
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My date just walked out on me after I told her I look at tits and boobies all day

Guess she doesn't like birdwatching

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gizmo734
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2019
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My wife told me to calm my tits today

Me: "I gave them their pecing orders"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Shiva92
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2019
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Tit slip
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πŸ‘€︎ u/WindowsAndGates
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2018
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What words would you expect to hear coming from the tit of a cow?

Udder nonsense.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Krocsyldiphithic
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2019
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Saw a guy pulling on this poor cow's tits in public. How dairy!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mub
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2018
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Tit-ter ye not
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mairiphinc
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2017
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It would be funny if trees had tits

Wooden tit!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zblazerz
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2018
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I'm Michael. I guess when I lay down on my GF's tits i'm....

....Michael BublΓ©

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mxjf
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2015
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It's a tit-bit nipply outside...

Breast get indoors.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PM_ME_UR_GALLADE
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2016
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Guessing my 60 year old dad wants some tits

Dad: well, what do you wanna do? Wanna do something?

Mom: i don't know, not much to do.

Dad: yeah I might go take a walk in the woods.

Mom: yeah? And get ticks?

Dad: Tits? I'd be glad to get some tits

Mom: groan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Deathtothejuice
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2015
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What do you call the space between fake tits?

Silicon Valley.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LordOfBeingCool
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2020
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