I was going to make a joke about this mahogany bird, but that would be so immature...wooden tit.
What do you call the space between fake tits?
Silicon Valley
You can’t spell advertisement without semen between the tits.
Today I met a girl with 12 tits today
Sounds weird, dozen tit?
That's mys-tit-fying though
I once met a girl who said her boobs smelt like plastic. I just couldn't digest it
Yesterday me and my friend were chasing on discord,then someone in the server posted a slightly dirty meme. So my friend said "Improvise. Adapt. Overcum" which fits the meme well.. so I said "Cumon, you beat meato tits"
My date just walked out on me after I told her I look at tits and boobies all day
Guess she doesn't like birdwatching
My wife told me to calm my tits today
Me: "I gave them their pecing orders"
What words would you expect to hear coming from the tit of a cow?
Udder nonsense.
Saw a guy pulling on this poor cow's tits in public. How dairy!
I'm Michael. I guess when I lay down on my GF's tits i'm....
....Michael Bublé
It's a tit-bit nipply outside...
Breast get indoors.
Guessing my 60 year old dad wants some tits
Dad: well, what do you wanna do? Wanna do something?
Mom: i don't know, not much to do.
Dad: yeah I might go take a walk in the woods.
Mom: yeah? And get ticks?
Dad: Tits? I'd be glad to get some tits
Mom: groan
What do you call the space between fake tits?
Silicon Valley.
