A list of puns related to "TiVo Inc."
Hope everyone's new year is off to a rad start!
Did this last year on my old account, and it was pretty well received, so I figured I'd follow-up with a best-of-the-year list for 2021. This is not my Spotify most played. I actually personally and carefully curated this list over the past year. Why 116 tracks? Just because I really wanted to ensure sufficient representation of the all the vibes I enjoy, and so I needed a littttllleee more wiggle room than 100 songs. Widdled down as much as I could while still being able to be proud of this list.
I have quite an eclectic taste in music. After being in the scene for over a decade now, I have refined my ear and have truly gotten to the point of #fuckgenres lol. Good music is good music, almost all the subgenres of electronic music have so much to offer.
So to be in this list, there were 2 requirements:
- Released 2021
- Stood above the all other tracks I've heard this year, for one reason or another. Happy to share why I chose a specific track if anyone's interested!
Without any further ado, I present to you the....
Around the World (feat. NOUMENN) : by KSHMR, NOUMENN
Assumptions : by Sam Gellaitry
Back From The Future : by Automhate
Billie (Loving Arms) : by Fred again..
Butterflies (feat. Starrah) [Extended Mix] : by Skrillex & Four Tet
California Dreamin' (feat. High Jinx) : by Chris Lorenzo, High Jinx
[Cognition : by Oolacile](https://open.spoti
... keep reading on reddit โกThis list was made to help those find the some of the current BGMs and songs that the Hololive members use to stream, both new and old.
Not all of the music here is listed because some of them are very difficult to track down, have no source (i.e.: commissioned work not yet shared),was used very briefly and never used again, or is quite old and no longer used. The links to the song refer to the original source (with exceptions). If you happen to know a recently used BGM, have a link to its source, and know where it was used, feel free to leave a comment.
#JP Gen 0
keep reading on reddit โกThe 60th edition of Festivali i Kรซngรซs will be organised by Radio Televizioni Shqiptar (RTSH) in order to determine Albania's representative for the Eurovision Song Contest 2022 in Turin, Italy.It will consist of two semi-finals on 27 and 28 December, respectively, and the grand final on 29 December 2021.The three live shows will be held at the Pallati i Kongreseve and hosted by Albanian presenters Ardit Gjebrea, Isli Islami, Kelvi Kadilli, Xhemi Shehu and singer Jonida Maliqi. [via Wikipedia]
You can watch RTSH 1 live without geoblock on RTSH's website using the links below. Alternatively, you can tune into EAU's 50fps livestream on YouTube or Twitch, RTSH's Facebook, or MRT 2 SAT:
The results will be determined 100% by a RTSH-appointed jury, consisting of 7 members: Agim Doรงi, Anxhela Faber, Anxhela Peristeri, Olsa Toqi, Olti Curri, Osman Mula, and Rozana Radi.
Draw | Artist | Song |
---|---|---|
1 | Olimpia Smajlaj | "Dua" |
2 | Denis Skura | "Pse nuk flet, mama?" |
3 | Kelly | "Meteor" |
4 | Sajmir รili | "Nรซn maskรซ" |
5 | Ester Zahiri | "Hiena" |
6 | Kastro Zizo | "Kujรซ" |
7 | Urban Band | "Padrejtรซsi" |
8 | Gjergj Kaรงinari | "Nรซ รซndรซrr mbete ti" |
9 | Evi Reรงi | "Me duaj" |
10 | MIRUD | "Pรซr dreq" |
11 | Endri & Stefi Prifti | "Triumfi i jetรซs" |
12 | Ronela Hajati | "Sekret" |
13 | Shega | "Njรซ" |
14 | Janex | "Deluzional" |
15 | Eldis Arrnjeti | "Refuzoj" |
16 | Alban Ram |
Frank Carter & The Rattlesnakes - Sticky
Cheat Codes - HELLRAISERS, Part 2
Brightr / Tim Holehouse - Brightr vs. Tim Holehouse (Split)
Ian Miles - Degradation, Death, Decay
Touchรฉ Amorรฉ - Covers Vol. 1 (EP)
Knocked Loose - A Tear in the Fabric of Life (EP)
One Step Closer - One Step Closer on Audiotree Live (EP)
Grandmas House - Grandmas House (EP)
Sleep Outside - This Won't Ever Last (EP)
The Buoys - Unsolicited Advice for Your DIY Disaster (EP)
New Favourite - Chasing Light (EP)
Edit: Iโve updated the list, so now itโs 300 Local Multiplayer Games from 60 Different Genres to Play on PlayStation 5.
#Introduction
There are more local multiplayer games than ever, but the majority are indie games overshadowed by AAA titles. The PS4 received about 60 new games a month in 2020 โ 28% of which included local multiplayer โ but most people only hear about a handful of them.
Iโm going to list 5 local multiplayer games per genre, with more games listed beyond the 300 in a link at the bottom of this post. If a game qualifies for more than one genre, I either pick the one it leans more strongly towards, or I just choose. No game will ever appear more than once on this list. The games will be listed in order of their quality as a local multiplayer game for their respective genre, but the ranking is not a 100% science. The vast majority of games on this list have a Metacritic rating over 70%, though there are a few exceptions for some under-represented genres.
The primary list will contain links to the U.S. PlayStation Store page for each game and pictures for every game on the list - click on the genre name to view the pictures. The photo album will list five games for each genre โ not all pictures show the game in a state of local multiplayer, but they should give you an idea of what the game looks like regardless.
#The List
โข It Takes Two โ 2 Players
โข Sackboy: A Big Adventure โ 4P
โข Human: Fall Flat โ 2P
โข Pile Up! Box by Box โ 4P
โข Knack 2 โ 2P
2D Cooperative Traditional/Precision Platformers
โข Rayman Legends โ 4P
โข Flat Heroes โ 4P
โข [Unravel Two](https://store.playstation.com/en-us/product/UP0006-CUSA10483_00-COLDWOODPIKE000
... keep reading on reddit โกI see quite a few Series X consoles for sale in my area from 550-600. I am a Playstation guy. But I LOVE some of the games heading to Series X, Fable, Halo, and Outer Worlds 2.
I know I am coming to the hub of all Xbox fans. So I think I already know the answer. But here is the big question.
Does the amount of Xbox exclusives and Gamepass justify owning a Series X?
EDIT: Also...is the price fair at 550-600?
2nd EDIT: If the Xbox community is truly as kind and helpful as you all have been. I look forward to joining you! The advice and kindness shown here has been truly mind-blowing.
EDIT 3 FOR PC PEOPLE: ok, so here are my computer specs. Is this enough to handle top of the line Xbox games?
Processor: Intel(R) Core(TM) i3-10100 CPU @ 3.60GHz 3.60
Installed RAM: 16.0GB (15.9 usable)
GPU: NVIDIA GeForce GTX 1660 Ti
Baseboard Manufacturer: ASUSTeK COMPUTER INC. Baseboard Product: PRIME Z490-P Baseboard Version: Rev 1.xx
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Okay guys , this is going to be a long rant and all my frustrations with this one thing are going to be laid out in excruciating detail.
Let's start by saying that I'm not actively hating the show. I enjoy it , some bits I really like , some bits I don't. But there's this one thing that really gets to me.
So since my first time watching SaTC I've been an avid Steve an Miranda fan. This , now is just my opinion , I don't expect everyone to agree with it because shipping is a personal choice and everyone is entitled to their own ships.
The episode they meet , is one of my favourite Miranda episodes. That conversation ! That chemistry ! I mean it is one of my favourite first-meet scenes ever.
So Steve at this point seems cute , someone who charms Miranda by being himself. Then there is the episode where the girls wait to meet Big and he is serving drinks to them and all of them like him clearly. It's also a great juxtaposition to him being there all night long and Big being absent. I love the episode where he offers to help Miranda after her operation , the one after their break up in the chinese place where he tells Miranda that only they know what happened between them and nobody else's opinion needs to matter. The episode where he rubs her feet when she's pregnant (which leads to sex lol) , the one where he fixes her TiVo , the episode in which he brings her lilacs and she pines after him the whole episode( my favourite episode) where he let's Miranda believe that she broke Robert's heart , the one where he convinces Miranda to move to Brooklyn and sets up everything for her , where he tells her that she doesn't think anyone is good enough for her and her friends which leads to a cute moment , the one where he brings sweets for her and Carrie ! All this and I'm not even including the whole wedding stuff and love confessions etc.
And not to say that he is without his faults. He is especially annoying during the whole baby fever thing. When he behaves like a child especially compared to Miranda who has the most put together life of anyone ever. Where he doesn't move out even after the break up , and when he leaves Miranda to bake for Debbie ughhhhh that was bad bad.
Numerous things are just subtle but really stand out to me are the fact that he never EVER had a problem with Miranda being way more successful than him. It's not even a conversation. He supports and get's along with all of Miranda's friends. They obviously talk about important st
... keep reading on reddit โกhttps://preview.redd.it/b2u2rsprta881.jpg?width=568&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c3108c6da6568276ec3671796253cde69f145d6f
You want to know why most retail lose on their short term trades/plays? It's because they blindly throw money at stocks they didn't fully research and honestly don't know enough about. Retail is notoriously bad at chasing stocks which already ran, selling stocks that were already oversold/undervalued and trading based off fear/emotion. They always trade off share price, rather than fundamentals and usually don't understand WHY things are happening.
If you want to avoid the mistakes that most retail traders make, start with learning as much as you can about your possible investments. I'll do my best to try to make the dry stuff with ATER readable.
And unlike most people on Reddit/StockTwits/etc.....I'll not be blowing smoke up your asses...... I'll cover Aterian with the good and the bad.
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Welcome to Aterian. Some have called us gATERheads or Aterians! Either work
So, let's go over the recent history of Aterian or ATER.
Most people on Reddit or StockTwits have heard of ATER because of the recent Squeeze runs they had back in Aug 23rd to Sept 20th. It had super high Utilization, high short interest, and a high CTB.
Everyone was pumping ATER for those reason a
(Shameless PLUG: Follow me on Twtter for more GME fun: https://twitter.com/BadassTrader69 )
NAVIGATION:
Ok, you apes got me all riled up now after the positive reaction to my last post (Ref Boys Club Part 1) so I've decided to keep digging.
Let's start with Our New Super Villian Michael "Milky" Milken:
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Disclaimer: I'm Irish and have no real interest in American pol itics, so I know once I mention this shit's gonna get political, but lets try and not...
We're all Apes, we're all here for the Stonk... not for Poli tics.
So... TR UMP pardoned this guy on 18th Feb 2020.
What struck me about this, was that he had 33 people lobbying Tr ump to get his Pardon. (Ref New York Times)
Now, when you click on the link to get the White Houses statement on who these 33 people are, it brings up a 404 error... The statement no longer exists!
But luckily, this Ape has heard of the way back machine!
So using the way back machine, we can get the 33 names. (Ref Wayback Machine)
Are you ready to follow the white rabbit once more?
The Matrix Resurrections official site here: https://www.whatisthematrix.com/
In partnership with Warner Bros, Nvidia has just posted this article detailing their awesome looking GeForce RTX Custom PC giveaway.
To participate, please follow these instructions:
From December 14 to December 22, Nvidia social channels will highlight these unique builds and custom Matrix Resurrections backplates, and by following youโll have several chances to win:
For full terms and conditions, head here.
You can win the following:
In addition to the general Nvidia giveaway linked above, we're also hosting an additional giveaway here. You can enter both for even more chance to win!!
Prizes: 2x GeForce RTX 3080 Founders Edition with custom Matrix backplate (the same design from the general giveaway above)
How to win: Respond in this thread with your favorite Matrix memory. This can be from the movies, games, or anything Matrix related.
Winners will be randomly drawn by r/NVIDIA community moderators. Warner Bros. Entertainment Inc. and its parent, affiliates and subsidiaries are not responsible for the promotion, administration or execution of this sweepstakes.
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... keep reading on reddit โกDo your worst!
LA DIVINA COMMEDIA
di Dante Alighieri
INFERNO
Inferno ยท Canto I
Nel mezzo del cammin di nostra vita
mi ritrovai per una selva oscura,
chรฉ la diritta via era smarrita.
Ahi quanto a dir qual era รจ cosa dura
esta selva selvaggia e aspra e forte
che nel pensier rinova la paura!
Tantโ รจ amara che poco รจ piรน morte;
ma per trattar del ben chโiโ vi trovai,
dirรฒ de lโaltre cose chโiโ vโho scorte.
Io non so ben ridir comโ iโ vโintrai,
tantโ era pien di sonno a quel punto
che la verace via abbandonai.
Ma poi chโiโ fui al piรจ dโun colle giunto,
lร dove terminava quella valle
che mโavea di paura il cor compunto,
guardai in alto e vidi le sue spalle
vestite giร deโ raggi del pianeta
che mena dritto altrui per ogne calle.
Allor fu la paura un poco queta,
che nel lago del cor mโera durata
la notte chโiโ passai con tanta pieta.
E come quei che con lena affannata,
uscito fuor del pelago a la riva,
si volge a lโacqua perigliosa e guata,
cosรฌ lโanimo mio, chโancor fuggiva,
si volse a retro a rimirar lo passo
che non lasciรฒ giร mai persona viva.
Poi chโรจi posato un poco il corpo lasso,
ripresi via per la piaggia diserta,
sรฌ che โl piรจ fermo sempre era โl piรน basso.
Ed ecco, quasi al cominciar de lโerta,
una lonza leggera e presta molto,
che di pel macolato era coverta;
e non mi si partia dinanzi al volto,
anzi โmpediva tanto il mio cammino,
chโiโ fui per ritornar piรน volte vรฒlto.
Tempโ era dal principio del mattino,
e โl sol montava โn sรน con quelle stelle
chโeran con lui quando lโamor divino
mosse di prima quelle cose belle;
sรฌ chโa bene sperar mโera cagione
di quella fiera a la gaetta pelle
lโora del tempo e la dolce stagione;
ma non sรฌ che paura non mi desse
la vista che mโapparve dโun leone.
Questi parea che contra me venisse
con la testโ alta e con rabbiosa fame,
sรฌ che parea che lโaere ne tremesse.
Ed una lupa, che di tutte brame
sembiava carca ne la sua magrezza,
e molte genti fรฉ giร viver grame,
questa mi porse tanto di gravezza
con la paura chโuscia di sua vista,
chโio perdei la speranza de lโaltezza.
E qual รจ quei che volontieri acquista,
e giugne โl tempo che perder lo face,
che โn tutti suoi pensier piange e sโattrista;
tal mi fece la bestia sanza pace,
che, venendomi โncontro, a poco a poco
mi ripigneva lร dove โl sol tace.
Mentre chโiโ rovinava in basso loco,
dinanzi a li occhi mi si fu offerto
chi per lungo silenzio parea fioco.
Quan
... keep reading on reddit โกConsidering getting a TiVo BOLT 500 GB for OTA. Would switch just the main and see if I like it. Then I can add minis later for the other two bedrooms. The $99 from my dish service each month is killing me. I really need the minis to work though for when my older parents visit in April. Like all they do is watch tv...lol.
โ - not available in Europe (mostly Japan-exclusive)
๐ฌ - fan-translated
โ - available in Europe
Canon, in chronological order
They were cooked in Greece.
Avec un an et demi de retard, les mรฉdias recommencent ร parler des FFP2, ร mon avis trรจs mal. Je voulais revenir sur quelques points trรจs mal abordรฉs pour vous expliquer pourquoi il faut que tout le monde porte des FFP2.
Un masque FFP2 est un masque fait pour empรชcher les aรฉrosols de 0.6 ยตm de passer ร travers avec une efficacitรฉ minimale de filtration de 94%, en ayant maximum 8% de fuites sur les cรดtรฉs du masque. On trouve parfois la dรฉnomination "respirateur", pour insister sur le fait que c'est une protection antiaรฉrosols contrairement aux masques chirurgicaux qui sont lร pour empรชcher les gros postillons et les รฉclaboussures. Leur plus grosse diffรฉrence avec les masques chirurgicaux, c'est le trรจs bon ajustement au visage qui permet rรฉellement d'atteindre ~94% de filtration. Avec un masque chirurgical, le matรฉriau filtre 90+% dans des conditions idรฉales, mais en pratique รงa filtre 50-70% parce que c'est impossible ร ajuster correctement.
Tous les variants de SARS-CoV-2 se transmettent par voie aรฉroportรฉe : tout le monde รฉmet en respirant/parlant/chantant/toussant des aรฉrosols. Si on est infectieux, ces aรฉrosols contiennent des particules virales. Une fois inhalรฉes, elles dรฉmarrent une infection. Les FFP2 sont les seuls faits pour bloquer les aรฉrosols. Par chance, les masques chirurgicaux filtrent un peu les aรฉrosols, mais ce n'est pas la protection la plus adaptรฉe.
Les FFP2 sont nรฉcessaires depuis le dรฉbut de la pandรฉmie, Omicron ou pas. La seule chose qu'Omicron change, c'est qu'il est tellement transmissible qu'il faut gratter toute la rรฉduction de risque qu'on peut pour รฉviter l'explosion รฉpidรฉmique (qui du coup n'a pas รฉtรฉ รฉvitรฉe).
Les FFP2 seront รฉgalement efficaces contre le prochain variant. Impossible de savoir quand ce sera, mais rien n'indique qu'Omicron sera le dernier, ni que le SARS disparaรฎtra par magie.
On entend des mรฉdecins et des chercheurs (au hasard, Bruno Lina du Conseil Scientifique) dire que les FFP2 sont trop compliquรฉs ร porter. En fait, pour s'assurer qu'un respirateur est portรฉ correctement, il faut faire un essai d'ajustement. Le porteur du respirateur est mis en contact d'un aรฉrosol d'un goรปt amer : s'il le sent, c'est que le masque fuit. Il existe รฉgalement une version quantitative de cet essai, avec un compteur de particules entre l'intรฉrieur du masque et
... keep reading on reddit โกI'm surprised it hasn't decade.
Did you ever want to play a full fledged backline supporter only to find out that healing and buffing isn't as awesome since damage and crowd control is king? Now with this build you can finally heal, buff and add an enormous amount of damage to your group. How? Well by combining the magical might and flexibility of one of three Sorcerer subclasses with the buffing and damaging potential of the Order Cleric. Even better we can flavour it completly like a backline commander that shouts orders to his team. So let's take better look at this Sorcerer X / Order Cleric 1+ multiclass.
#Mechanics
Central part of this particular multiclass is the Order Domain Cleric's first level feature 'Voice of Authority (VoA)'. This feature allows one ally to make a reaction based weapon attack after we affected him with one of our leveled spells - that has been cast with a spell slot - allowing us to weaponize our support spells. We then combine it with the high flexibility of the spell list of these Sorcerers as well as their meta magic to super charge this feature. Central to this is the Haste spell which gives our martial friend an extra action and some nice buffs.
But let's look at a few examples for demonstrations sake. We start with a Twinned Haste which means that we can add three weapon attacks to the first round of an encounter since VoA triggers another reaction based attack. Be aware that VoA can only trigger once, even with a Twinned spell. That's whybwe only get three attacks. Next round we might want to cleanse one ally of an affliction with a Distant Lesser Restoration which nets us three weapon attacks again. In the third round we might want to shore up the party's health a bit and use a Quickened Aid. Ohh look, we add four attacks! Two from concentrating one Haste, one from VoA for quickening Aid and one from a Cantrip by using our Action. Nice. Now we wanna heal a little bit and throw out a twinned healing word. Uhh four attacks again. Awesome.
Or put otherwise, this build makes it extremly easy to supercharge your buddies with additonal attack by buffing them. And this just got more ridicolous with Strixhaven's Silvery Barbs and Vortex Warp. The former just allows us to force an enemy re-roll while also buffing one of our allies. This then trigger VoA which in turn allows our ally to make a reaction based attack with advantage. The latter? This allows us to reposition our ally and trigger VoA which is bonkers. You can basically always have your tank in
... keep reading on reddit โกFor context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies ๐
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
sloomy155's co-location homelab in 2021
Hello r/homelab
(super long post, maybe longest post ever here?)
Long time lurker, first time poster. In fact this is my first Reddit post ever(other than a couple of test posts to try to check the syntax). The only other social media I have an account on is Linkedin and that doesn't get used too much. My username doesn't mean anything it's just a random collection of letters and numbers.
I didn't even know the term homelab until I came across this subreddit probably a couple of years ago now? I have read a bunch of posts here, and have seen r/homelabsales and r/DataHoarder as well. It has been interesting to see other people's perspectives.
I never viewed my systems as a lab really, I have been hosting my own DNS/email/web/etc on the internet since about 1996. In my earliest days I volunteered at a super tiny ISP that one of my friends helped start and that was my first experience hosting live systems on the internet. That ISP closed down eventually and the remaining services ended up being hosted out of my home(though never was paid, I did it for the experience at the time). Here I am ~25 years later still messing around.
If you just want pictures, and don't care about my stories then here they are, I have comments on each image on imgur, small fraction of what I cover below:
#Congratulation to /u/Catch_022 and /u/cougar572 who were selected as winners!
Hi /r/battlestations
NVIDIA and Warner Bros. have partnered up for an awesome Matrix Resurrections sweepstakes. You can check out the article by NVIDIA here, but read below for the details on what prizes are up for grabs and how to enter.
Prizes available:
[Total 3] Amazing custom built Matrix themed PCs.
[Total 5] GeForce RTX 3080 TI graphics card with custom Matrix themed backplates.
GeForce Matrix Resurrection PCs
For a full list of terms and conditions of the sweepstakes, click here
How to enter:
Duration:
December 15 - December 21st.
But that's not it. NVIDIA is giving away two GeForce RTX 3080's to two members of the /r/battlestations community. And to make it even better, they will also come with custom Matrix themed backplates.
How to enter:
In order to enter our giveaway, simply comment below with your own favorite Matrix memory. It can be anything relating to the Matrix franchise. Tell us what your favorite memory about it is.
Winner Selection:
Winners will be chosen randomly by the /r/battlestations moderators. The winners will be contacted via Reddit private messages and will have 48 hours from time of message to respond. Failure to respond within 48 hours will result in a new winner being selected.
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It really does, I swear!
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
I know Iโm a few days late to the party but I finally managed to complete my 2021 summary, so here it is.
THE NUMBERS
51 books read, plus one DNF. Two books were physical copies, the rest were on kindle. No audiobooks. This includes part of a 2020 Bingo card, a complete 2021 Bingo card and most of a second 2021 card. This was in line with my objectives for the year, as I wanted to see if I could complete two 2021 Bingo cards. I have eight books left for my second card, comfortably on track to complete it on time. Next year Iโll just do one card, as I have some series and non-genre reads to catch up on.
23 Fantasy, 20 Science Fiction, 6 Horror and 2 genre-related nonfiction. Some books have elements of multiple genres, so these numbers are approximate.
30 books by new-to-me authors (Book Bingo working as intended!). The majority of these books were good or better, and several were truly excellent.
26 Female and 25 Male authors as far as I know (allowing for some multi-author books and some authors for whom I read more than one book), with apologies for any mis-gendering.
THE BOOKS
I donโt give books numerical ratings, as I find it impossible to give consistent ratings over the course of a year. Similarly, my choice for the top books would change from day to day. However, there are certainly books that stand out from the rest, so here are some short(ish) comments on my notable books of the year (NB possible minor spoilers). The categories that Iโve used are arbitrary and Iโve chosen to restrict books to one category only, which forced some interesting choices. The order in which books are listed within a category has no significance.
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BEST PROSE
The Empress of Salt and Fortune by Nghi Vo. This is a beautiful and poignant novella, telling a brief history of the titular Empress as recounted by someone who knew and loved her. Chih, a travelling cleric and scholar, visits a remote country house to learn more of the Empress of Salt and Fortune. The Empress was a victim of a forced marriage who had spent several years in exile at the house before overthrowing her husband the Emperor and becoming Empress in her own right. At the house Chih meets Rabbit, a former servant and friend of the Empress, who tells stories of the Empressโ rise to power that are prompted by various objects found around the house. Vo uses the structure of stories within a story perfectly, recounting historically significant even
... keep reading on reddit โกfollow Lbabinz on Twitter for the latest deals as they happen.
Item | Sale Price | Reg Price | Retailer | Date Available |
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Balan Wonderworld | 19.99 | 49.99 | Amzn | Nov24 |
Bendy and the Ink Machine | 19.99 | 29.99 | Amzn | Nov18 |
Bioshock Collection Switch | 14.99 | 19.99 | Amzn | Nov20 |
Blaphemous Deluxe Edition | 39.99 | 49.99 | Amzn | Nov24 |
Borderlands Legendary Collection Switch | 14.99 | 19.99 | Amzn | Nov20 |
Bravely Default II | 54.99 | 79.99 | Amzn | Nov17 |
Bravely Default II | 54.99 | 79.99 | WM | Nov17 |
Bravely Default II | 54.99 | 79.99 | BB | Nov20 |
Bravely Default II | 54.99 | 79.99 | Source | Nov17 |
Bravely Default II | 54.99 | 79.99 | GS | Nov20 |
Burnout Paradise Remastered (switch) | 24.95 | 39.95 | BB | Nov18 |
Catherine Full Body | 34.99 | 64.99 | Amzn | Nov20 |
Crash Bandicoot 4: It's About Time (switch) | 29.99 | 54.99 | BB | Nov18 |
Cris Tales | 29.99 | 49.99 | WM | Nov17 |
Cris Tales | 29.99 | 49.99 | Amzn | Nov20 |
Crysis Remastered | 29.99 | 49.99 | Amzn | Nov20 |
Cuis'n Blast | 34.99 | 49.99 | Amzn | Nov18 |
Cruis'n Blast (switch) | 34.99 | 49.99 | BB | Nov18 |
Darksiders Ii Deathinitive Edition (switch) | 19.99 | 29.99 | BB | Nov18 |
Dead by Daylight | 19.99 | 29.99 | Amzn | Nov18 |
Dead By Daylight Definitive Edition (switch) | 19.99 | 29.99 | BB | Nov18 |
DOOM Slayers Collection | 49.9 |
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
Unedited; questionable language
This season on Rock Of Love: Partying. Pole dancing. Catfighting. Backstabbing. Ill-advised tattooing. Whorebaggery. And, it must be noted, dicksuckery. The two roses who, er, rose to the top of this pile are Jes and Heather. Neither of them seems to be held there against her will, so it appears that they really and truly want to be the girlfriend of Bret Michaels. Maybe add "dumb bitchery" to the above list.
Okay! Heather and Jes pack for their trip to Cabo. Jes says that Heather's in for a rude awakening, because she is there for the long haul. She wants that man with a bandana wrapped around his naked skull, so Heather needs to watch her back. Heather is more convinced than ever that she's the one for Bret, and her claws are out. There's no way she's letting Jes walk away with him. Bret emerges, and we learn that he's an overpacker. Hey, me too! We apparently have that in common in addition to a host of shared venereal diseases. Bret's loving the two remaining girls, and thinks he has a tough decision ahead.
The girls board a private plane, which I must say is pretty cool, and land in Cabo San Lucas. When they arrive at the hotel, they get quite a greeting, including drinks and four hot sexy girls dancing. Heather points to one of said girls and says, "I'm fucking this one." Bret tells us that Heather practically knocked him over to get to the hot sexy dancing girl, whereas he paid the hot sexy dancing girls no attention because he was paying attention to the girls he was with. He's such a stellar guy to only have eyes for the two of three girls that he has on a date at once. The girl that Bret is paying attention to, however, is paying no attention to him, because she's paying attention to the girl that he's not paying attention to. He calls it a strange moment. Dude, you just lived through the first season of Rock of Love and you're calling THIS a strange moment? Plus, she was just trying to get you hot with a little girl-on-girl action. Don't sweat it, rookie.
Bret heads to his room, and Heather and Jes head to theirs. There are many gifts, including booty shorts, which Heather says are "so me." There is Bret Mail: "Bienvenidos, my lovely ladies. I've had a killer time with the two of you and can't wait to turn up the heat under the Mexican sun. I'll see you both later tonight for an awesome dinner by the pool. Love, Bret." To paraphrase Hillary Clinton, who I think was quoting someone else, you communicate with t
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Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
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Wednesday 19th January:
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There is another rumour that Graham Brady will give a statement this morning. Regardless, things seem to be moving fast. The last time there was a VoNC within the Conservative Party was against Theresa May in December 2018, which she won 200-117. She eventually stood down as leader of the party in June 2019.
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According to all known laws of aviation,
there is no way a bee should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway
because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little.
Barry! Breakfast is ready!
Ooming!
Hang on a second.
Hello?
Barry?
Adam?
Oan you believe this is happening?
I can't. I'll pick you up.
Looking sharp.
Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those.
Sorry. I'm excited.
Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son.
A perfect report card, all B's.
Very proud.
Ma! I got a thing going here.
You got lint on your fuzz.
Ow! That's me!
Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
Bye!
Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house!
Hey, Adam.
Hey, Barry.
Is that fuzz gel?
A little. Special day, graduation.
Never thought I'd make it.
Three days grade school, three days high school.
Those were awkward.
Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive.
You did come back different.
Hi, Barry.
Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.
Hear about Frankie?
Yeah.
You going to the funeral?
No, I'm not going.
Everybody knows, sting someone, you die.
Don't waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead.
I guess he could have just gotten out of the way.
I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day.
That's why we don't need vacations.
Boy, quite a bit of pomp... under the circumstances.
Well, Adam, today we are men.
We are!
Bee-men.
Amen!
Hallelujah!
Students, faculty, distinguished bees,
please welcome Dean Buzzwell.
Welcome, New Hive Oity graduating class of...
...9:15.
That concludes our ceremonies.
And begins your career at Honex Industries!
Will we pick ourjob today?
I heard it's just orientation.
Heads up! Here we go.
Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times.
Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco
and a part of the Hexagon Group.
This is it!
Wow.
Wow.
We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life
to get to the point where you can work for your whole life.
Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks
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Letting go of some really nice knives that have just been sitting on my desk as fidget toys the last number of months. While the hunt to track them down was fun, they are absolutely amazing pieces and I just can't justifying keeping them purely as eye candy. Someone else should love and enjoy them!
As always, prices are Paypal G&S and include USPS shipping. Please don't mention "knife" "knives" etc in paypal notes as per usual. I don't want my account to get banned.
Regarding trades: mostly looking to sell (unless you have a speed wing...), but might be interested in a Scarab if you've got one you don't want
Spartan Harsey Folder Runes and Staves special edition. S45VN blade. Everything is in fantastic condition. Never carried, cut some newspaper with it to test out the edge (it's sharp AF and slices like crazy for this big of a blade).
>Edge Condition: Factory
>
>Ownership: I am the first owner
>
>Centering/Lockup: See pics; dead on
>
>Body Condition: Everything looks fantastic. There is one small line to note on the clip; this came from the factory like this. It is only visible in certain lighting conditions/angles. Note that even in the pictures you can't always see it. Never bothered me and I don't notice, but just making sure you are aware.
>
>Box and papers: Box, sticker, and tactical plastic baggie all included
>
>Modifications: None
>
>Disassembled: Once to clean out and re-lubricate the pivot. Did not apply any loc-tite to the pivot screw. You can do that if you wish
>
>Action: Smoother than my bald uncle's shiny head.
Looking for $530 shipped to your door.
Chris Reeve Large Inkosi insigno red micarta KSF SE inlays. S35VN Insigno blade. This is also in excellent condition. Opened a few boxes, but mostly fidgeted with on my desk. Was going to be my forever knife, but I scored a DP Umnumzaan shortly after getting this and the zaan gets all the work so I'm letting this one go to a new home. DOB on this CRK is 11-FEB.
>~~Edge Condition: FactoryOwnership: First ownerCentering/Lockup: See pictures
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https://www.wsj.com/articles/jury-in-elizabeth-holmes-trial-seized-on-two-smoking-guns-to-convict-theranos-founder-juror-says-11641503502
Non-paywalled link: https://archive.fo/p5aNI
This part of the WSJ's article jumped out at me:
>Huddled in a fifth-floor courtroom, the four women and eight men were grappling over whether she had defrauded large Theranos investors about her blood-testing startup. Jurors zeroed in on two pieces of evidence they believed showed Ms. Holmes intentionally lied to investors, said Susanna Stefanek, known throughout the trial as Juror No. 8.
>For some, the damning evidence was a report Theranos gave investors that Ms. Holmes altered to make it look like it was an endorsement from pharmaceutical giant Pfizer Inc., Ms. Stefanek said. What was worse for her, the juror said, was a document of financial projections given to prospective investors, including prosecution witness Lisa Peterson, who works for the DeVos family office, which had invested $100 million in Theranos.
>โThere were just so many falsehoods on that sheet of paper,โ said Ms. Stefanek, an editorial manager at Apple Inc. The 2014 document projected $40 million in annual revenue from drug companies, though jurors had heard from government witnesses that Theranos had no such contracts at the time.
For all the aspirations of Elizabeth wanting Theranos to be like Apple, talk about poetic justice.
Hope everyone's new year is off to a rad start!
Did this last year on my old account, and it was pretty well received, so I figured I'd follow-up with a best-of-the-year list for 2021. This is not my Spotify most played. I actually personally and carefully curated this list over the past year. Why 116 tracks? Just because I really wanted to ensure sufficient representation of the all the vibes I enjoy, and so I needed a littttllleee more wiggle room than 100 songs. Widdled down as much as I could while still being able to be proud of this list.
I have quite an eclectic taste in music. After being in the scene for over a decade now, I have refined my ear and have truly gotten to the point of #fuckgenres lol. Good music is good music, almost all the subgenres of electronic music have so much to offer.
So to be in this list, there were 2 requirements:
- Released 2021
- Stood above the all other tracks I've heard this year, for one reason or another. Happy to share why I chose a specific track if anyone's interested!
Without any further ado, I present to you the....
Around the World (feat. NOUMENN) : by KSHMR, NOUMENN
Assumptions : by Sam Gellaitry
Back From The Future : by Automhate
Billie (Loving Arms) : by Fred again..
Butterflies (feat. Starrah) [Extended Mix] : by Skrillex & Four Tet
California Dreamin' (feat. High Jinx) : by Chris Lorenzo, High Jinx
[Cognition : by Oolacile](https://open.spoti
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